Star Wars Sex

Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...

'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'

'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

'Sorry about the mess...'

'Look at the size of that thing!'

'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'

'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'

'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'

'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'

'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'

'Hurry up, golden-rod...'

'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'

'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'

'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'

'Hey, point that thing someplace else.'

'I never knew I had it in me.'

'There is good in him, I've felt it.'

'Back door, huh? Good idea!'

'She's gonna blow!'

'I think you'll fit in nicely.'

'Rise, my friend.'

'Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'


And especially

Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.


Control! You must learn control.'


I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.'

 

uh huhhhhh....

 

dude that is the funniest shit I've read in a long time.

 

Awesome!

 

Star Wars Sex...... well i guess if you're into incest

 

Doesn't 'mists of Avalon' have incest sex (bro & sis) as well? Was a pretty hot scene I might add But it has been quite a while a go since I saw it so I might be wrong..

 

Dude, you've just combined two of my favorite things in life. Sex and Star Wars!!!! I've talked about the various double meanings behind some fo these one liners, but good to hear a few new ones as well.

Now I'm in the mood to watch Empire Strikes Back.

 

haha that was funny

 

That's sexy stuff!

 

how 'bout: "Chewie come over here and give me a quickie!" Wait a minute... I think I'm remembering this wrong
P.S. I accidently pictured that in my head when I typed it, it sucked(no pun intended)

 

Does asking my girlfriend to wear a darth vader helmet count? Sick thing is, she actually wanted to do it.

 

i'll never look at star wars the same way again.


nice post.

 

It just proves that Star Wars is awesome in every aspect.

 

That was dam COOL! :sunglasse

 

This list has been around for years.
Funny, but nothing new.
It's as old as compuserve and {S speedsex.wav

you yuoungsters will have to ponder on that last one.


Now find or make a list for the other three.

 

Chewbacca? Nah. I'd rather play with the Addams Family's Cousin Itt. . .:X

-- Skeeter

 

Thank you for this post! You really made me laugh! I love it!!