Random Vin Diesel Fact

I know that most people out there have seen this allready, but I can't get enough of it. Paste your favorite quote or make up your own.

" Vin Diesel's native tongue is L337. "

 

" Vin Diesel invented the phrase "PWN3D" after a fist-fight with Ghandi, the details of which he has never released. "

 

I hate Vin Diesel

 

lol, hilarious. Vin Diesel can hire ninjas to kill the assassins he hired to kill you. Then he can kill the ninjas with his bare hands. He already did this two years ago, you just never knew about it because he's that good.

Vin Diesel is perfectly comfortable saying the word ‘Vagina’ out loud.

The flesh of Vin Diesel is kosher and provides valuable antibodies against syphilis, trichinosis, tuberculosis, and any other disease ending in -is. Vin Diesel has never had any of these diseases, it is simply a byproduct of his mutant healing factor.

 

vin diesel sounds like hes mildly retarded when he talks..i cant stand him or his movies..

 

I second that... I cant stand him

 

in the 80's vin diesel was a pop locker/break dancer but he had to stop b/c the govt needed him to be the original XXX but he still dances in his free time under the name "flash for cash" in the most popular red light districts of europe

 

i wonder what hed look like with hair...

 

Haha.. i need a life..


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The guy looks funny with hair. He is also as dumb as a box of rocks as well!

 

I can't stand the man as an actor, all his characters are very one dimensional... Having said that I can't stopped laughing at these-

"Vin Diesel single-handedly proved that Paul McCartney is, in fact, not dead. He did, however, kill anyone who believed or made mention of the rumour."

 

Vin Diesel is easily as good an actor as Keanu Reaves, Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris and Charlton Heston.

Vin Diesel is much funnier than Louis Ferrakhan.

Vin Diesel's intellectual prowess is presidential.

 

Vin Diesel can, with his bare hands, create flawless diamonds the size of golfballs. He is paid roughly $20,000,000.00 USD each year not to do so by De Beers, SA.

 

oh
by the way
if you would like to see him with hair or breakdancing...here you go.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/vindiesel.html

 

Vin Diesel can survive for months on water and sunlight.

 

The U.S. actually dropped Vin Diesel onto Hiroshima, and that one can speak for itself.

 

i told you big diese is a dancer in europe!

http://65.254.59.194/~edgevolt/hv/media/movies/breakdancing.wmv

 

Vin Diesel can explain the ultimate meaning of reality, but he chooses not to.

 

vin diesel is really from the future and came back to warn us about the future of earth with the movie "pitch black"

 

i took notes i sure hope you did