Pissants

I wrote this the other day when a lady at worked told me to grow some balls. I found what she said to be humorous so I wrote this poem. If only she knew....




Intro:
They call us pissants,
thats the ironic thing
when a pissant gets pissed
their words tend to sting.


PISSANTS

The other day this lady said,
"Girl, you need to grow some balls
quit being one of those pissants
getting beat on in the halls"

I looked at her
and kinda frowned;
looked her right in the eyes
said, "Excuse me ma'am
but I don't recall,
askin for your advice.

So I dont need
your sympathy
and if I did
you'd hear from me.

So kindly please, take your words
and shove them up your ass;
I dont want you to talk to me
unless I come to ask. "

Well I knew this lady
wasn't ready,
for what I had declared;
Cos, she shut her trap
and got real quiet
and pretended that she cared.

"My, my i'm so sorry
I guess I pinned you wrong.
I never guessed,
with your quietness
your mind would'a been so strong"

With that said,
I turned away
and walked outta her sight
but not before I flipped her off
leaving her mortified.

 

i LOVE it

 

me too

 

haha, great stuff. the only thing is the last line throws off the rhythm. In my mind, saying "and left her feeling mortified" flows better. Just my $.02

 

thanks for the input.
i will note it down

 

LoL thats a neat poem!!

 

thanks

 

Woo that rocked! Made me chuckle too! LOVED it.

 

woo! hey thanks!