I want to screw all the guys! Yippee!

I never used to be so easy. But now every guy I see, I want to be IN HIS PANTS. I think it's horomones -- you know I've really been thinking lately, and I've concluded that since I started my period 2 years ago I should really have two children right now and be living with a man. Not just a man, but a MAN, one that I can say to, "honey, can you go out and kill me a mammoth?" and he will go out and KILL that motherfucking mammoth! Haha, and instead I'm living with my parents. But seriously, I'm feeling a serious need to fulfill my biological function. Screw sufferage, I want male support and a bunch of kids. And sex. A lot of it. Gahhhh freaking whoremones.

 

Hormones make woman THAT crazy? Wow.

 

Gives one hope, doesn't it?

 

Hello madamoiselle. I have a bottle of white zinfandel and "My Best Friend's Wedding" on VHS. Maybe we could just snuggle for a while. Oh bloody hell, did I wander in the wrong thread again?

 

Haha, you gotta kill me the mammoth first. Grrrowwr. :H

 

Wow, how crazy.

 

hey me 2! but i also want to screw all the girls too!

 

yea ,..... i wanna screw every kinna girl i see......tall -short , lite- dark , old -young , skinny -big . ritch -poor , dumb-smart ....whussup witdat?

 

I suggest a date with your hand... 3 times a day.

 

Hmmm...sounds like a GOOD problem to have to me. But, that's me.

 

Indeed it does.