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I want to screw all the guys! Yippee!

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Major Peacenik, May 29, 2005.

  1. Major Peacenik

    Major Peacenik Member

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    I never used to be so easy. But now every guy I see, I want to be IN HIS PANTS. I think it's horomones -- you know I've really been thinking lately, and I've concluded that since I started my period 2 years ago I should really have two children right now and be living with a man. Not just a man, but a MAN, one that I can say to, "honey, can you go out and kill me a mammoth?" and he will go out and KILL that motherfucking mammoth! Haha, and instead I'm living with my parents. But seriously, I'm feeling a serious need to fulfill my biological function. Screw sufferage, I want male support and a bunch of kids. And sex. A lot of it. Gahhhh freaking whoremones.
     
    Major Peacenik, May 29, 2005
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  3. Small_Brown

    Small_Brown Senior Member

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    Hormones make woman THAT crazy? Wow.
     
    Small_Brown, May 29, 2005
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  5. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Gives one hope, doesn't it? :)
     
    BraveSirRubin, May 29, 2005
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  7. Spaceduck

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    Hello madamoiselle. I have a bottle of white zinfandel and "My Best Friend's Wedding" on VHS. Maybe we could just snuggle for a while. Oh bloody hell, did I wander in the wrong thread again?
     
    Spaceduck, May 29, 2005
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  9. Major Peacenik

    Major Peacenik Member

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    Haha, you gotta kill me the mammoth first. Grrrowwr. ;):H
     
    Major Peacenik, May 29, 2005
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  11. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    Wow, how crazy. :D
     
    Soulless||Chaos, May 29, 2005
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  13. BrokenHunny

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    hey me 2! but i also want to screw all the girls too!
     
    BrokenHunny, May 29, 2005
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  15. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    yea ,..... i wanna screw every kinna girl i see......tall -short , lite- dark , old -young , skinny -big . ritch -poor , dumb-smart ....whussup witdat?
     
    makno, May 29, 2005
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  17. BraveSirRubin

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    I suggest a date with your hand... 3 times a day.
     
    BraveSirRubin, May 29, 2005
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  19. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Hmmm...sounds like a GOOD problem to have to me. But, that's me.
     
    Libertine, May 30, 2005
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  21. Small_Brown

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    Indeed it does.:)
     
    Small_Brown, May 30, 2005
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