Attention: Common Peoples

Kittens have the right to group sex!

I protest!

 

YES YOU DID.

 

No. No I didn't

 

MILA SPEAKS NOTHING. I DECAPITATED HER AND HAD SEX WITH HER HEAD BECAUSE SHE MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER. I AM PERFECT, AND THERE IS NOTHING MY HEART CAN DO TO STOP ME NOW.

I TOOK IT OUT. AND REPLACED IT WITH AN ANIMA...ANIMOR...ANIMEPH...ROBOTIC ONE.

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK STEPHEN HAWKING. I TOOK THE HEART FROM HIS WHEELCHAIR, WHICH HAD GRWN A MIND OF ITS OWN AND ATE STEPHEN HAWKING. BECAUSE I TOLD IT TO.

DID I MENTION I'M PSYCHIC WITH MACHINES? I'M PRETTY SURE I DID.

 

YES YOU DID.

 

wow, just keep ramblin that shit man. I'm diggin it!

 

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DIG. IN FACT, I'M CONFISCATING ALL SHOVELS.

 

The sex and dicapitation is just an illusion created by God (Mila). Bow down to her greatness and download her new album.

 

No, I didn't

 

THAT IS NOT HER ALBUM. THAT IS THE SOUND MADE WHEN I KILLED ALL OF THE SOMALIANS AND GAVE THEM THE SHIRTS I CONFISCATED WHEN I ALSO CONFISCATED SHOVELS. I BURIED THEIR BODIES IN NEW MEXICO SO NO ONE WOULD BE ABLE TO FIND THEM.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, DOES ANYONE WANT 13 MILLION COPIES OF THE ET ATARI GAME?

 

YES YOU DID.

 

why don't you shove them all (all 13 million of them) up your almighty ass? You can do that right? You're so fucking great....

 

NOW YOU'RE JUST NOT MAKING SENSE. I DON'T NEED AN ANUS. I WILLED IT AWAY WHEN I REALIZED I WAS WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD DROWNING WATER ON WASTE REMOVAL.

 

ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS? I DON'T CARE. DO MY BIDDING, WHICH WILL BE MADE KNOWN TO YOU AS SOON AS I FINISH THIS SANDWICH. I MEAN, EXECUTION.[/QUOTE]
don't ask me if there are questions just to tell me that you don't care about the answer..... errrrr

what kind of sandwich???????



I only know one Vlad... and I don't believe kind sir that you are him.... there for you must not exsist sorry have a nice day and please come again

 

I will take the game and thier testicles, thank you.

 

don't ask me if there are questions just to tell me that you don't care about the answer..... errrrr

what kind of sandwich???????



I only know one Vlad... and I don't believe kind sir that you are him.... there for you must not exsist sorry have a nice day and please come again[/QUOTE]

THE SANDWICH WAS IN YOUR MIND. NOW LOOK OVER THERE.

 

a fucking pickle, you anus plunger

 

HOW DID YOU LEARN TO SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE GILA MONSTER?

 

I AM NOT A NEWBIE. I AM A VERY IMPORTANT MAN IN RUSSIA. I INVENTED VODKA. AND THE COLOR CLEAR.