Dis iz a confession.

Porn sucks.

When I eat pizza, I have to take off the pepperoni slices and rearrange them in a way that makes them evenly distributed over the surface of the pizza, or I won't eat it.

Sometimes I like to throw my clean clothes in the dryer because I like the sound of the rivets on my jeans hitting the inside of the machine.

I can't write songs with more than 3-5 chords. Five is even stretching it.

When I walk into a room of unknown people, my first thought is more likely to be, "Do they like me?" rather than "Do I like them?". And I think that should change.

I'm scared of ants, although I've eaten spiders.

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/image.php?u=301&dateline=1114639585 <-- This cracks me up.

I don't know why I keep coming back here.

I like riding the Pittsburgh Bus.

Tracy Chapman makes me cry.

I notice that Chuck's title should read "You're mine" instead of "Your mine", but I don't want to tell him because he's so cool, and because I myself cannot spell to save my life.

I can't add simple numbers.

I forget how to spell my name sometimes.

I spent ten minutes looking at Shelly's gallery, and I think she's fucking awesome.

I'm afraid of noodles.

People don't understand me.

I wish more people would surprise me.

...But most people seem to bore me.

...Especially the ones who advertise themselves as being not boring.

I'm a terrible poet.

Sometimes I regret coming out.



Uh.... okay. I'm done.




EDIT: Aaaaannnnd... I like Veggietales.

 

diz iz a confession

i have to piss

 

OMG!!! You've eaten spiders!!! I'm fucking hysterical about spiders!

 

I hate spiders. The one thing that scares me in nature. Snakes are fine, but spiders, eh, I hate them. I know they are good because they eat other insects but I hate them and they seem to take over old houses. Damn them spiders.

 

They're not that bad.

 

I know... But I'm still so so scared... I can't kill a spider, but I can't watch it either.

 

ahhhhhhhhhhh I want to say that I can realate to you on most of those things.. but people will be all "oh shes just saying that to get in her pants/marry her."

And I suppose that is partially accurate, about 13%, but.. I heart yew.

I feel that will suffice.

 

This thread reminds me of "seeeeecrets" on Conan O'Brien.

 

AhHAhahahaha... omg, you're right.


I wish I had Conan's hair.

 

We all do.

On another note, Nigel has a faux-hawk.

 

?!?!!

That pwnz my mini-mullet. I wanna see this.

 

ants taste good KAY-T you shoudl try them

 

I hate spiders. If I see one, I kill it. I like feeding bugs to spiders. I love watching the spiders spin them up and drag them away, suck their blood. If I got a spider on me, I would probably scream and be like "Get it off! Get it off!". I also like to drop rolly pollys into ant holes, that is fun to watch.

Most your things aren't really that critical. Except, the name spelling thing. and this

"When I walk into a room of unknown people, my first thought is more likely to be, "Do they like me?" rather than "Do I like them?". And I think that should change."

You right, it defidantly should change.

 

Chucks thing says your mime, not your mine

 

i love you

 

Omg, thank you. Ahahahaha... I should probably take that part out of the confession now, but I'll leave it in... just so everyone has proof that I'm an asshole.

 

'sokay...

we still like you..

 

Is it just me, or is my signature way too fucking huge?

 

dunna