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Dear George,

I was wondering... If you die can I rape your dead body? I'll be very gentle. I'll light pretty candles in the back of the morgue and i'll lube you up real nice. Please. Pretty Please? It will be very romantic...

Sincerely,
The Grinch that stole Christmas

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I like the Get Up Kids.
"Last night on the Mass Pike..."

 

you make baby jesus cry.

 

owww, my virgin eyes

 

Your eyes may be virgins, but your mouth isn't.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

is this nigel

 

No, it's SATAN.
WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ahahha seriously is it nigel?!

 

Haha, Burby, you know it was funny.

And, for mi hombre, it may be, it may not be...
I cannot reveal anything.

 

Good guess but... yes.

 

NIGEL!!!!!!!!

I missed you.

 

come on little school girl...

 

ahahahah you're such a perv.

 

i still have to piss. what to do??!?!!



i need to stop being retared

 

go piss
i gotta piss too
this beer goes right fucking through me

 

ahhahah shelly you're so odd lately. I just love it.

i'm going to pull a george right here:

"you're pretty "

 

me too!

 

hey, don't hate on the grateful dead:
"good morning little school girl"

 

pretty like feces ?!?!?