I feel like such a geek but....

Last night my mom gave me a strawberry dachary to try for the first time, which was really kind of creepy because she's usually really strict and then she hands me a drink so I dont know whether to take it or if she's gonna freak out....anyway I drank it and it was yummy Yeah I'm a loser

 

that was your first time having any alcohol? whoa

 

strawberry daquari (or however the fuck it is spelt) is nasty
I like most fruit drinks but you can taste the alcohol too much in strawberry daquari if I wanna taste alcohol I drink real drinks... mixed drinks are suppossed to taste good

 

did you get a buzz?

 

did you get a buzz?

 

Watch, in a week you'll go from a straight A student to living in an alley, begging for one more hit of sweet lady H.

Just kidding, glad you liked your daiquiri.

 

Hehe yeah that was my first drink, excluding wine at weddings. The reason I dont drink is because my oldest brother is a violent alcoholic...and I dont really care for it, but I dont mind fruity drinks. Nah I didnt catch a buzz, it was cool though finally having my parents not treat me like a child.

 

Glad you enjoyed it. Quite contrary to the way my brothers and I were raised. Beer is in my blood.

 

lol yeah I keep hoping she'll offer me another It was good

 

umm,
any parent who offers a drink to thier kids and then gets pissed when they take it is fucking retarded

 

Just take it. If she gets upset just say "Mom, I'm going to drink no matter what. Would you prefer that I do it in secret with my friends?"

 

Ahh...last night I drank half a bottle of champagne, some glasses of wine, 3 vodkas with orange juice, 2 wiskeys on the rocks, 4 beers, and 3 rum and cokes.

I wish I was as innocent as you.

 

jerry: she wouldnt get mad I was just a little freaked out because I'm the only girl in the family and I'm NEVER allowed to do anything because my older brothers fucked up during their teenage years and because of that my parents are extra strict with me.

 

ha, I may be innocent when it comes to alcohol but there are things I do that would make my parents really pissed off.

 

like what?

 

Like how I'm going to college in florida...but they dont know I'll be living with a guy who I've been talking to for the past year despite their "no guys until you're 18" rule And he's an older guy so they'd kill me and him both if they knew :-D

 

i stand corrected,
my appologies

 

Consider yourself lucky for having that be the extent of your lost innocence.

 

yeah my older brothers really need their asses kicked for screwing up hehe

 

hey i wrote the book on fucking up