I am a stupid fuck.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by hailtothekingbaby, May 24, 2005.

  1. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    Okay, listen to this.

    A couple of minutes ago, I gathered all remnants of watching a movie with Stijn and Lotte earlier in the evening - it's 3:00 AM now - like glasses, bags of crisps / chips and stuff on my tray to bring it to the kitchen one stair down from my rooms. The tray was uncomfortably full so when I missed a step two of the glasses and a beer bottle fell to the ground. One of the glasses broke when it hit the bottom step, which altogether of course made a terrible noise. Both my "roommates", with which I share the kitchen, hallway, mailbox, bathroom etcetera, had been asleep of course, so before I could start gathering up the splinters, one of them comes out of his room. Which was not what I could use, because I was NOT wearing any pants, and I was NOT wearing any underpants! :eek: See, because I had just masturbated (but let's not elaborate on my sexual frustrations...) and wanted to get to bed but not without quickly bringing everything that belongs in the kitchen, to their rightful place. It was very late and I considered the area safe enough to do so quickly without having to get my pants back on. Imagine the awkwardness of having to pick up pieces of glass from the floor in weird, not-quite-so-elegant poses so your dick doesn't show up from under your shirt, under the gaze of someone you'll be stuck with in one apartment for at least a few years. Hoping the tee shirt is just long enough and your poses just covering up your nakedness enough, and that your roommate goes back inside his own bed as quickly as possible (instead, he gave me one of them brushes and thing to brush the brushed objects into and stayed around for what seemed like hours...) Luckily though I'm safely behind my own desk now, proudly sporting a pair of boxers so out of the danger zone, but dayum... :rolleyes:

    So hereby I wish to officially announce my severe mental incapability. :D
     
  2. Wonder Girl

    Wonder Girl rhapsody in pink

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    lol...I'm sorry but that is hilarious. I'm glad you escaped without being totally embarassed though. Next time,take an extra 3 seconds to put your pants back on :D
     
  3. Jointman69

    Jointman69 High Nigga Pie

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    shit...you shouldnt have been hidin, you should have sported it proudly and put your rommie to shame haha
     
  4. Lizardman0

    Lizardman0 Member

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    What did your room mate say?
     
  5. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    Nothing. Which was odd but I'm grateful. :D

    About sporting it proudly... hm... maybe next time. It was kinda fun, maybe I should do it again with nothing on. Or maybe with lingerie, or completely in drag...

    No, to be honest I'm not self-assured enough to really do so. :(
     
  6. Trickster

    Trickster Misfit

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    So fake it. That's what most do :p




     
  7. gdhmomchild

    gdhmomchild Duct tape abuser

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    LOL~ yer bound to get busted being nekkid when yah have roomies eventually.
    LOL~ Not much TO say when coming across a nekkid person anyways, or is this the one for the old adage.." no use crying over spilt milk" or whatever the beverage. ty fer the giggles.
     
  8. wilnva

    wilnva Member

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    sounds like the start of a really hot moment

    hehehehe
    you're cute btw
     
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