Lets all together tell a story

Now Enlightenment hadn't been seen in these parts since his older brother,Truth,picked some wild mushrooms and brought them home for dinner.Everybody else in the family seemed unaffected,but Enlightenment just kind of wondered off and got lost."HEY Enlightenment"Sally called out in excitement,where you been?You've been sorely missed in these parts!"Enlightenment hung his head down the same way he used to when his mom would leave him off at Michael Jacksons house."I've been looking for Truth All I can find are Lies and Bullshit and they haven't seen him.Now I'm headed home cause I know Truth is there."
"Let me join you,Sally insisted,I too would like to find Truth."So the two of them now along with the penguin,who just happened to appear,headed up the road towards Enlightenment's old homestead,except now Sally was wearing the tophat and carrying a piece of glass the penguin had given her.Enlightenment bends over picks something and hands it to Sally.Here try these,Truth brought them home for dinner once and they were really good.

 

Sally looked in her hand and there where several mushrooms. And just as she was about to eat them the penguin snatched them and gobbled them up himself
" Hey whats your deal penguin?" Enlightenment said angrily
The penguin said.....

 

"they were poison shrooms sally!!!! Ive saved your life!!!" Just then the penguin spontaniously combusted and Enlightenment said...

 

I'm a vegan,I can't be seen around roast penguin,so he wrapped the penguin up in a blanket and started to carry it off for a proper burial.Wait said Sally with lips drooling"I'll carry out the proceedings,after all he did give me this hat...and I think I'm also carrying his baby."
Enlightenment looked at her,grinned and said"That's an Opus doll Sally,I think your losing it."
Sure enough she looked toward the horizon and let out a blood curdling scream.Look it's the...

 

...Mighty Lord John!!
Sally went over to mighty lord john and he invited her to tea at his beverly hills mansion. she replied....

 

"Being rich sucks" so she shanked lord john and flew off into the sunset.
Days later...

 

Sally's laying low in a burned out shed that belonged to her ex therapist.Sounds of hound dogs in the distance.
Her therapist it turned out had left town several weeks earlier after a huge scandel.It turns out he and mighty Lord John had been making illegal whiskey which in turn had killed the mayor.That wasn't so bad except when they found the half naked body it was covered in penguin feathers.
Suddenly Sally feels a hand on her shoulder.She turns and faints dead away.It's Lord john and he's covered in feathers.

 

is tht the end then?

 

"Isn't that the end then?" she repeats over and over to herself as all the strange images surrounding her begin to fade. "Isn't that the end then?...". "Sally, welcome back my friend" said Shaw as he lay beside her. "where have you been"...

 

"i dont know where ive been" said sally "or where ive come from"
"Wanna get some cheap cider and sit on a park bench like hobos?" asked Shaw...

 

But before Sally could reply, the sky turned grey with big black clouds. thunder scared sally so she decided to take shelter with shaw, but there was no where around.
"What do we do now?" Sally Said
.....

 

"Now, .......................... We Dance!" said shaw...

 

so they danced until theior feet fell off and they could no longer dance and they had little stumps at the end of their legs....

 

Then they died. Everybody.

 

but then they came back to life!

 

As the living dead! They attack the nearest town, looking for fresh blood!

 

which they find and feast all night on fresh bodies...

 

then they become fat and cannot walk anywere becuz they are obese.

 

Luckily just around that time Supersize me came out which encouraged Sally to cut back on her high fat / fresh blood diet.

 

she joined weight watchers and lost 14 stone in a day!:H