the most lame song ever

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  1. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    see, we're flipping thru the channels and the country tv. station or what ever had this song where the main line is "she thinks my tractor's seeexxxy".

    it's the most ridiculous song ever- we could not stop laughing.
     
  2. joe

    joe Banned

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    Lamest Song?

    Muskrat Love
     
  3. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    i already know what "muskrat love" is... it's by america...

    i like some old america.... i have one of their cd's... i love like 4 songs on their, but yeah, muskrat love sucks ass!!!!!!!!!! bah!!
     
  4. metro

    metro self-banned

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    omg, I agree completely, I don't know how many times I've laughed over that song- I even grew up on a farm and I think that song is idiotic.
     
  5. Muzz

    Muzz Member

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    What about the one that goes "Can I get a big hell yeah from the redneck girls like me?" That song is an abomination.
     
  6. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    No way. The lamest song ever has got to be "MacArthur park" sung by Donna Summer. Here are the lyrics. No this is not a joke song, it should be a joke but it isn't.

    Spring was never waiting for us, girl
    It ran one step ahead
    As we followed in the dance
    Between the parted pages and were pressed
    In love's hot, fevered iron
    Like a striped pair of pants

    MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet, green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again
    Oh, no!

    I recall the yellow cotton dress
    Foaming like a wave
    On the ground around your knees
    The birds, like tender babies in your hands
    And the old men playing checkers by the trees

    MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet, green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again
    Oh, no!

    There will be another song for me
    For I will sing it
    There will be another dream for me
    Someone will bring it
    I will drink the wine while it is warm
    And never let you catch me looking at the sun
    And after all the loves of my life
    After all the loves of my life
    You'll still be the one

    I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
    I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
    I will have the things that I desire
    And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
    And after all the loves of my life
    After all the loves of my life
    I'll be thinking of you
    And wondering why

    MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet, green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again
    Oh, no!
    Oh, no
    No, no
    Oh no!!
     
  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Yeah, but 'Macarthur Park' was originally recorded by Richard Harris, not Donna Summer.
     
  8. moon_flower

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    HAHAHAHAHA...I like that song *she thinks my tractor's sexy* because it made me giggle.


    And yes, muskrat love is pretty pathetic.
     
  9. mick_jagger_is_so_hi

    mick_jagger_is_so_hi Member

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    What about all the retarded songs by morons such as Chingy, 50 Cent, Nelly, Missy Ellliot, Da Brat???


    esp Missy Elliot. Gawd damm.
     
  10. Willow-Bridget-Love

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    i like that song... the I don't think that I can take it Cause it took so long to bake it, And I'll never have that recipe again song.. i dont know... ya..


    what song is the she thinks my tractors sexy? who is it by? i gotta hear it!!!ha.ha.. i completly cracked up just hearing about it...
     
  11. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i love that song. it cracks me up. it cracks me up even more because i saw my husband driving a forklift and thought it was fucking hot. go figure.
     
  12. seamonster66

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    For some reason "you can call me Al" is stuck in my head this morning, it's driving me crazy, I don't think I've even heard that song in 5 years.

    That redneck girl song IS bad.
     
  13. rubymontana

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    I thought Muskrat Love was by The Captain and Tenille????? I like many of Americas songs, my favorite is "Sister Golden Hair"
     
  14. rubymontana

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    I want to add to the list...my vote is anything by Weird Al!!!!!!!
     
  15. thehipsterdufus

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    I thought so, too, but America did the original version. C & T's seems to be more popular in the pop genre.


    My vote goes to anything -- ANYTHING -- by Whitney Houston. Her singing makes me puke.
     
  16. rubymontana

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    Good Grief....I will never see America in the same way.....GAH! I am with you on the Whitney thing,,,,can't stand it! Ruby
     
  17. interval_illusion

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    what song is the she thinks my tractors sexy? who is it by? i gotta hear it!!!ha.ha.. i completly cracked up just hearing about it...


    I have no idea who sings it.... maybe google the words "she thinks my tractor's sexy" and then find out who it is and download it. it's REALLY funny.

    as for america.....

    i have their complete greatest hits and like the songs....a horse with no name, sandman, everyone i meet is from CA, tin man, lonely people and KINDA sister golden hair...

    HOWEVER, when i found an america cd for a doller once and bought it... it's called "human nature"- well, OMG ITS SUCKS!!! that's putting it mildly. it's their later stuff and, ew..... you should listen to it. if you dare.

    bwahhhhaaahahaaaaaaaa
     
  18. metro

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    Kenny Chesney, I don't know if I spelled it right.
     

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