Whoa crazy man

I was walking downtown to my car when some creepy old man goes hey girl want to smoke some weed????????????? I was like no thanks I am fine.... how fucking wierd. Any crazy shit happen like this to you?

 

haha no but I had some guy come up to me and ask me if i could give him a ride...haha yeah, sure I always wanted to see myself on unsolved mysteries

 

do they still have new episodes of unsolved mysteries?

 

maybe hewas just lonely....

 

sittin on some steps outside a hotel once with an ex girlfriend smokin cigs, old man walks up and says "you guys want to come to my room? ive done this kinda thing before.." i was jsut like uhh no were good.

 

i dont think so..
i think they guy who hosted it passed away...

 

robert stack

 

i was 14 when this happened. this one time i was waiting for a train to come i saw this drunk guy stumble around and hes was going to fall down into the tracks. so i went over and stabalized him so he wouldn't fall. well, as soon as i let go, he goes "i'm gonna bite your dick off." i walk away thinking "wtf is wrong with this guy." so the train comes and i get on and the guy follows me. he says the same thing he did before. so at the first stop, i get off the train, but the guy doesn't get off because the doors closed before he could get off. so he just stares and points at me as the train goes on its way. fucking wierd!

 

i would have knocked him out and let him sleep it off

 

You should have kicked him in the nuts and stole his buds.

 

Lots of people offer me drugs on the street when I go out. I guess I just have that look. Funny thing is I've never once in my life done drugs. One time when I was working at a pool, some woman came up and told me she was going to her dealer's place to get some weed and asked if I wanted to come up to her apartment and smoke with her. I think the sun must have gotten to me, because I told her no. She was hot too.

 

*kicks him in the nuts for being a dipshit*

 

I deserved that.

 

next time, stay out of the sun, or at least wear a hat.

 

Ganja you are funny

 

I Dont get asked if I want drugs many times. I do get asked for a cigarette alot. I never knew what people were talking about when they asked "Hey man, you got a Square?" Now I know too well.

 

on a serious note here. Where the fuck do you people live? No one ever asks me to do drugs with them, no one ever offers to get me stoned. What the fuck? I'm moving somewhere people are generous with their dope.

 

I live in Ann Arbor, Mi a popular area to live. It was an obvious old creepy man whacked on something.

 

well, I'm not afraid of creepy old men. I'll rape them with a lead pipe (my lead pipe) if they cause problems.

 

Well I'm in the Chicago area. But it doesn't matter where I go, people either ask if I want drugs, or ask if I have them. It hasn't failed me yet. My brother finds it hilarious.