The Way To Achieve Inner Peace...

Discussion in 'Old Hippies' started by ~Sam~, Jun 18, 2004.

  1. ~Sam~

    ~Sam~ Cosmic Traveler

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    The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started.

    So... I looked around the house at all the things I started and hadn't finished... and before going out to the barn this morning, I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin' good I feel...

    You may pass this on the those you feel are in need of Inner Peace....
     
  2. MichaelByrd1967

    MichaelByrd1967 Garcia Wannabe

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    2 joints, 1 hit of LSD, 1 piece of shroom. (But have plenty of food and drinks with you if you get the munchies)

    Listen to the following songs in order (Burn a CD).
    Start playing the CD when you feel the acid kicking in.

    The Byrds - Eight Miles High
    Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
    The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Purple Haze
    The Grateful Dead - Dark Star (single version)
    David Bowie - Space Oddity
    The Grateful Dead - Dark Star (Live/Dead Version)
    Genesis - Stagnation
    Jefferson Airplane - The Other Side Of This Life ('...Pointed Little Head' version)
    Procol Harum - A Whiter Shade Of Pale
    The Doors - The End

    Acquire these things to complete the trip:
    1. Many different colored lava lamps
    2. Incense
    3. Get A Liquid Light Projecter (so you can project psychedelic images on your wall)

    That is a trip right there.
     
  3. grendel 44

    grendel 44 Dazed and Confused

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    Hi Sam, Good idea, I must say. Doing that now would surely do me in I think. Ya know how it is. I have to settle for inner peas, just go to the freezer and eat those little buggers while they are still frozen. Bwah hahahaha. :p
     
  4. Duncan

    Duncan Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    And for some of us, sitting down on the bowl and finishing the movement is all we need to do :)
     
  5. killing all of humanity while sitting in my bunker under the whitehouse screwing my intern?

    no?

    damn, thought that was it....
     
  6. MichaelByrd1967

    MichaelByrd1967 Garcia Wannabe

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    My inner peace tip for all of you is... Drive the scenic route from Philadelphia, PA to Cape May, New Jersey. Take Route 73 to the Black Horse Pike. And while doing that, play this mix of songs (burn it on CD, tape, etc.)...

    "The Loner" by Neil Young
    "Statesboro Blues" by The Allman Brothers Band
    "Change Partners" by Stephen Stills
    "Going Up The Country" by Canned Heat
    "Out On The Weekend" by Neil Young
    "Little Martha" by Duane Allman and Dickey Betts
    "Blue Sky" by The Allman Brothers Band
    "Box Of Rain" by The Grateful Dead
    "America" by Simon & Garfunkel
    "Crumbling Land" by Pink Floyd
    "Jessica" by The Allman Brothers Band
    "The Wheel" by Jerry Garcia
    "Harvest" by Neil Young
    "Dead Flowers" by The Rolling Stones
    "Truckin'" by The Grateful Dead
    "The Weight" by The Band
    "Wild Horses" by The Rolling Stones
    "Sugaree" by Jerry Garcia
     
  7. VillageSam

    VillageSam Member

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    Well Sam, Thanks so much for your insight on attaining inner peace. LOL Dammit here all this time I thought I just had to smoke a big doobie and meditate, no wonder I wasn't getting anywhere. I shall take your advice. I'm off to the liquer store now and then I'll try to find some prozac amd valium then off to buy me some chocolates. WOW this is going to be a great day. LOL

    Peace and love :D
     
  8. Sus

    Sus Hip Forums Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I love that Sam's posts are still making the rounds...

    A big glass of wine or a pitcher of brew at my favorite bar listening to the jukebox (LA Woman, Strawberry Fields, No Woman, No Cry, Sugar Magnolia would be some of the songs playing...), looking at the wall drifting away...

    Then there are the "out in nature" pleasures...
     

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