what restaurant do you prefer?

if you had to choose, wich one would you go?

 

hmz....

 

The one at the end of the universe.

 

i dont know.....

 

indeed.. or that one from pulp fiction..

 

jack rabbit slims? or something like that? i havent seen the movie in a while.

 

yeah that one..

 

I'd go to Jack Rabbit Slims. Or hell, even that little diner they start the movie in. Otherwise, I like to go to restaurants that serve alcohol, so I don't have to make 2 stops.

 

they make your food, bring it to you, clean up after you, but heres the catch. You have to fucking pay

 

heres a trick..... complain about everything, the food, the service, other annoying customers..... then you wont have to pay...... or you can just get up and walk out.

 

taking in your own bug..... excellent idea. I'm going to try this sometime very soon.

 

Me an my buddy used to always hit up Cracker Barrels, and leave without paying for the meal.

 

The French Laundry in San Francisco is okay.

Or alternatively, The Tastee Freeze.

 

I used to order my food, pull my pants down to my knees, eat my food kinda quickly and wait for the waitress to return to see me with my pants down. She would report it to management and they would kick me out. Never had to pay!

 

Being that I'm 6'5" and 240, I think they would think twice about beating my ass.

 

Oh, please....we all know that you're only 5'3" and 270lbs.....

 

I know you wish I was so I could fulfill your wildest fantasies, maybe.

 

That's not my WILDEST fantasy......

 

chinatown buffet

 

The Rusty Pelican is one of the most famous dock and dine restaurants in South Florida. The chefs are now using nearly all renewable seafood resources on the menu utilizing the Monterey Bay Aquarium's Seafood Watch List to select items from the "Best" category to make up most of the new menu to avoid contributing to the depletion of any stressed fish species. Bring in your own catch and they'll cook it for you.