You Might Be A Hippie If…

If you grow a beard because you're tired of being mistaken for a woman
OMG I just did that!

 

that site is a wonderful reference

 

Wiz...yer a yummy looking man, but you would make one really ugly woman.~*LoL*~
I dunno how anyone could make that mistake. ~pfft~

 

Pancakes: They're more than just breakfast, they're a whole universe!

 

Dude I'm 15, and I already have done like 70% of those things, lol. We'll you can see were I'm headed...

 

Hey! Grace Slick WAS hot in her day! And Janice was ...well... a hell of a singer!

 

Onkyo did not exist in 1973.

 

I get mistaken for a woman. But I'm not letting my beard grow just because of that! I like to keep that area clear of hair, just because it's unhandy.

 

my sister has a dog named penny lane

 

I answered yes to mostly all of them...except for "object to being labeled a hippie"...I don't care what people call me...if they want to call me a hippie whatever...I am just a person that is like a freak...I have a dog that my family call "Pearl" but whenever I am alone with her I usually call her Abbie...I know that Abbie Hoffman...but still I dig that name...and some of my friends call me "Geranium"

 

and I think that Janis was cute...but GRACE WAS A FUCKIN' GODDESS!

 

Amen to that

 

i said yes to a surprising amount despite my age!

 

Oh, Yeah. Lemme find it here... (Scuffles around area.) Ya might be a hippy IF, (Hold up CD case) Ya have a copy of an "America" CD.

 

You havn't showered in 6 mounths.

 

Hell, everybody knows that.

 

do i have to do some of the things to be looked upon as a hippie? in my ass, isn't it just about feeling like a hippie?

 

I'm not going to tell you becasue that would defeat the point.

 

Hee, hee, hee; fitting too many of these 'might be a hippie' things; tie-dyed woredrobes, own more than 1 bus & more than 1 van & only one vehicle is mobile; married at a Rainbow Gathering; address was a licence plate, Family is anyone hippie or Rainbow.......

Here's a couple of hippie parent ones
...if your kid was outside so often as an infant that he/she wondered why city people ate inside
...if your kid has friends all over the country & he's met all of them in person
...if your kid has been to so many concerts that he thinks they're boring

& some old hippie ones:
...if you still own vinyl
...if everyone knows you but you don't remember most of them
...if you remember when bands like the Allman Brothers used to play in the park for free
...if you're still waiting for those flashbacks people warned you about

& a few 'just a' hippies for good measure:
...if your standard decorating color scheme is 'the more color, the better'
...if shiney rocks are more important to you than pictures of dead presidents
...if you look at other people's garbage and only see the artistic or nutritional value

 

Your teenagers freinds pull you aside and ask if you can get them some weed.

(uh, my answer being, "no.")