Who would win in a fight?:

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by SelfControl, May 8, 2005.

  1. SelfControl

    SelfControl Boned.

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    Batman or James Bond?
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    hmm the both have many cool toys...but batmans arent lethal and james bonds are
     
  3. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    I'm not sure about Batman's toys not being lethal...I reckon that they could be, if he chose to weild them in a lethal fashion.

    The bat boomerang thing he uses always seemed like a pretty nasty thing. If he aimed for Bond's neck rather than his hand (to disable his weapon handling), I think it could strike a fatal blow.
     
  4. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    but bonds are all specifically intended to kill.
     
  5. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Batman's may be intended to kill as well, should the situation he's in require it. I dunno, I'm just trying to play devil's advocate :)

    Although I guess you're right, in the way that even if Batman gained the upper hand, he'd simply incapacitate Bond and then leave him. While Batman walks away, Bond would invariably regain his senses and take Batman out from behind.
     
  6. crummyrummy

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    cyanide dart cufflinks...common would the batmeister even have a response to that?
     
  7. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Depends which Batman suit he's wearing. That experimental one he wears in Batman Forever or whatever it is probably has enough armour to deflect the darts.
     
  8. crummyrummy

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    hmm good point
     
  9. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    James Bond...
     
  10. crummyrummy

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    I think so too
     
  11. SunshineLily

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  12. sumtinbuggy

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    You forgot to add Bug_Man to the line-up.

    I say Bug_Man.
     
  13. newo

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    Batman vs. Sean Connery James Bond - James Bond wins.

    Batman vs. any other James Bond - Batman wins.
     
  14. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Interesting thought, Newo...but if we account for the different James Bonds, we'd also have to account for the different versions of Batman over the years.

    What do you think of 60s TV show Batman's chances? :D

    ps: this seems the perfect place to post this :D
     
  15. Lozi

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    i have to say that i'm not into batman or james bond because they are both annoyingly cocky, batman less so though, therefor he'd be more likely to win.
     
  16. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Well they are both obviously gay so I reckon they'd do a fair bit of slapping and then that'd lead on to full penetrative sex.
     
  17. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Question is... who'd be the "woman"?:eek:
     
  18. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    Batman :sunglasse
     
  19. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    That is 100% correct sir.
     
  20. alpha fizz

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    batman is the more physical out of the two,in a full on ruck he'd do well,but bond aint no pushover ,he'll have a few moves up his sleeve,but since im thinking more of the comic batman ,who can take out gangs of lower level bad guys in one fight ,i egde batman,,maybe,,,,umm,,,it doesnt matter cos spiderman would have em both at he same time!but to be fair he's more mutated,,,arggh thall do lol
     

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