I have spiritual journeys @ Wal Mart

Let me start by saying i'm not a big fan of wal-mart's impact on small town america. but, I looooove to go there to relax, stroll around aimlessly, sort stuff out in my life, and use their bathrooms, which are really nice and automatic. I have a feeling you guys think i'm a tad strange. I'll never be seen at wal-mart during daylight; I like to go about 11:30 PM or so. At this time all the soccer moms are at home and the selves are being restocked and all the aisles are clear and stress free. I recomend this practice for whoever is feeling stressed out. Is there any one out there who has a similar hobby or would just like to comment on my socially deviant behavior.

 

hahahahaha....... brilliant!


you are my favourite person of the day.

& welcome to the forums

sophia

 

Wal-Mart has soooo much to offer, besides low prices.
I can't remember his name, but the comedian who observed redneck behavior at this local convocation put it so candidly "Even tires have a pressure limit"
I do go in, occasionally, to see what they have that I can't afford, but my favorite memories are the ones where I'm sitting in the car. The latest recollection was a still mobile but about-to-riding-the-electic-shopping-cart patron who barely had the girth restrictions to make it outside the automated double doors. Here she came toting 4 cases of Diet Pepsi and an elevated sense of self-predomination.
Whilst I'm unsure whether she treked all the way to the rear of the grocery section of the superstore, she was visibly daunted by the peregrination. She preceeded to recline in the padded porch-swing display that was handily provided her outside the exit, until there appeared a slightly less weight endowed fellow who evidently was an acquaintance.
He gallantly procured the distressed mistresses's gotten gains and proceeded to the vehicle which speciously brought them there. He then chauffered the car to the lady's curbside, and she, as graciously as she could manage, plopped into the passenger's seat.
Then for about 10 minutes I sat there contemplating the rest of the day for this couple. How many cans of that Diet Pepsi does it take to wash down 8 slices of a Domino's Supreme? Does the dog get any lefteovers? Is that porch swing sellable now?

Every day I go to Wal-Mart it's a new emprise. Whether I take the initiative to wander around aimlessly at 1:40 in the morning or just stand outside at the 'smokeless ashtray' contemplating discarding a 5 cent cigarette for eternity, it's good, cheap, wholesome entertainment even if you don't take advantage of their unbeatalbe prices.

 

i do that in a bunch of stores, not just wal-mart.
sharper image
store of knowlage
oriental stores (they get mad at you)
sometimes resturants (sp)
wal-marts fun to ride all the bikes around and shit.

 

haha yea dude i kinda do that... only i just like to look at stuff... wow this sounds lame. but it's a sort of fun to check shit out with no intent of buying any of it. i used to go there with a friend and we'd sepend at least an hour just strolling around playing with stuff. once, him and i were trippin and he closed his eyes and started explaining colors and turns and i looked at him and was like "are you in wal-mart...?" and yep. it was kinda amazing cuz i didnt know why i should have understood that... erm,

and you can get ideas from their overpriced crap jewlary.

 

hahahahaha

 

My last adventure in walmart was about 3 days ago...a friend and I bought fun noodles (the styrofoam tubes for pools) and had a Star Wars-esque battle with them. It ended with me being shoved into some shelves and cutting the back of my ankle.

 

hellzyea

 

whoa, that is far-out

 

lol Yeah I love going to Wal-marts to and playing w/the big balls in the cage me and my friend will threw them over the top of the shevles trying to catch them and knocking stuff off and yeah riding the bikes around! lol and trying to catch the fishies w/your hands!