sexual randomness

a survey found 75% of men last under 5min and a lot of them last under 2

50% of men raised on farems have had a sexuall encounter with an animal

30 million men in the US suffer from impotence

 

Wow. I don't know what else to say!

 

where did you get these statistics. You know, 67% of all statstics are made up on the spot.

 

seems like a bunch of contrived bullshit ......i bet at least 20 thousand people die of starvation every day ......

 

Ha ha thats so true...

 

wheres the statistic that says...100% of all males think with their penis...

 

you don't have to make up statics...... if you just explain it to her you were nervous...she will understand why you shot your load to soon....

and relax so you suck in bed....its not the end of the world ...well unless she tells her friends...

 

is that how you went about it...

 

Yea, but once I get that first nut out the way...watch out!

Besides no women can handle 2inches at 90mph!

 

no....my problem is the women faint when they see how large it is....its my curse i know

 

How large what is? Your penis or the growth that is attached to your penis?


Just kidding with you yummy. I've never fainted at the sight of a penis before.

 

actually the growth.....it resembles elvis and talks to the women...thats why they faint....but i am joining the circus fri.....so all is good


i just wish it would stop singing.....

 

What song is it singing?

 

mostly A Big Hunk o' Love.....it does it in an elvis voice....it is hard to get a good night sleep with it sing all the time...


i think Elvis has been reincarnated as a growth on my penis....

 

actually the statistics come from Kinsey Institute
http://www.indiana.edu/~kinsey/

just thought id share

 

Maybe you should get him lasered off. Then you'll be able to get a good nights sleep.

Try singing along with him. Maybe he won't like the competition.

 

Elvis was really good looking before he popped a zillion pills and died.

 

did you see that Elvis movie over the weekend, Sunday I think it was.. It was about Elvis (not like there were a million of those already)
but the guy who played Elvis.. Oh my..he was soooo good looking, i mean I usually dont go all into that, but my gawd he was a looker..haha

 

I didn't see it. Do you know who the actor was that played him?

 

no i dont know who it was, but wish i can remember..ill find out cause he was ever so dreamy