that piece of shit, denny's-eating motherfucker... -_- (a series of haikus)

never laugh at jokes
misfortune can make them cry
there's wit in weeping

your mother does fine
don't tell the river she's dry
safe at home sleeping

water your garden
with the tears you cannot cry
drought in the valley

cucumber sandwich
split in betweeen you and i
summers are easy

i don't give a fuck
seasons change through the year
day to night again

 

this was just for kicks. haikus are fun stuff.