American Women are the Devil's Spawn!!!

Did jiimaan start this site? LOL. Not funny, really.

Some of the gems from this site,

WTF? A tattoo? Why not? "Don't go without sex for long periods of time." I imagine this dude goes LONG periods of time without sex. He also endorses "foreign women." as wives. I bet he bought his wife from some third world country, if he has one. What a loser. I can't imagine him getting any.

 

Maggie...that would be the funniest thing you've said.ever. If only it didn't stir up the feeling that Jiimaan could have actually started this site.I could totally see him doing that.Jiimaan and Huck Finn collaborating.

Did you also notice that Western European women and Australian Women and Canadian women were left off the forums. Only Latin American women, Eastern European,and Asian women are listed as ideal.....Oh and wait. African Women are also left out in the could.

Sounds like the man wants a mail-order bride.

 

Not TRUE Mags. EVERY male has a HAND. We ain't going without relief! My point? He's a Jack Off!

 

hee hee hee hee Your right

I still think, if he has a wife, he bought her from a catalogue. "Submissive third world wives, to do your bidding and they don't know English, so you don't have to listen to what they have to say."

 

they may not speak great English but they still have thumbs!!

 

Oh, crapola. I'm in trouble, I got 88% on that stupid man quiz. I have always been good at tests, but this in not one that I wanted to be good at.

 

This is hilarious!

 

1: I don't even watch Rikki or Oprah... midnless drivel.
2: I have a good guy who I don't feel at times I deserve.
3: I'm not an angry person, I'm an opinionated one... Don't you see the difference?
4: Can you name someone who really isn't somewhat psychotic?
5: I feel worthless at times... but that is always self worthlessness.
6: One word Bull. I'm gonna live on a farm how the hell can I be lazy there?
7: I can be jealous at times... but i try my best not to be so.
8: And that's why I try to convince my boyfriend to let me by things.
9: Though I already said I avoid those shows... aviod the other things too. Like the Bubonic Plauge
10: And that's why I was dubbed a slut because I was allowed to act slutty... yea... I believe that

 

I deserve a maid.

 

just about everyone i know has at least a couple of these problems. i bet this guy still lives with his over zealous mama. nothing could live up to that. if he thinks women anywhere else are any different, he's going to be very very sad. unless of course he's just buying a housekeeper/fuck doll from overseas. she'd be best off not speaking english. then he might actually understand her when she's calling him a flaccid pasty waste of a y chromasome. if she can say it with an accent and the right tone of voice, she'll convince himself she's begging him to let her blow him.

lol. this was fun. let's do this again sometime. i'm showing it to my husband. he's got some very bad experiences with psycho women in his past. it'll be cathartic.

 

this made me laugh my ass off:

Physical Properties

1. Surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.

2. Boils at absolutely nothing, freezes for no apparent reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter if used incorrectly.

5. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

6. Yields to pressure if expertly applied.

 

wtf!!!!!

 

scary

 

American women are awesome and should be treated like queens.