What Does It Take To Get Laid

im sorry but atm im very fustrated. im a good looking female but i just cant seem to get any. what is wrong with you men. dammit!

 

whereabouts in England are you from?

You can't say you're good looking without offering a picture??

 

are you waiting to get asked out or are you actually asking people out?

if you're waiting to get asked then no wonder.

go get em!!!

 

If you're a woman, you can get laid.

Just go to gay bars and find the one straight guy who's been dragged along and doesn't really want to be there. That way you know he's not a complete asshole in at least one respect, you'll have no competition whatsoever, and you'll have at least one thing in common (i.e. not being gay). You might even get a bi-guy and be the luckiest bitch in the whole fucking universe.

 

post a pic

 

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Yea, that'll probably work too.

 

Can i ask what the hell those things are in your sig? I have a feeling they're going to be turning up in my nightmares pretty soon, and I'd like to know how to kill them...

 

They're Three Figures At The Base Of The Crucifixion, by Francis Bacon, painted during a bad hangover. I'm actually thinking of getting rid of them because they're annoying me.

The cure is a stiff drink.

 

You're a funny guy.

 

It will probably happen when you least expect it. Try not to worry too much about it if you can.

 

probably when you don't seem so desperate.

 

Your exactly right about that headymoechick.

 

Maybe shave your beard off

 

hehe, i couldn't agree more!

 

Saw your pic. I'd rather have a good wank.

 

if that was a swipe at our gorgeous hippievixen you better fuck off quick smart buster!!

 

thanks retrogroove...

let's make out!

*giggles*

 

can I join with you two hot ladies in a makeout session?

 

absolutely!

*giggles*