The Basics

on fridays i smoke while i take the trash out woo nelly. Superdydacktilating!

 

My friend used to have something called a smokers candle, it was a long skinny candle, that didn't use wax, some other fues, like tiki torch fuel, so you could tip it around and stuff without spilling wax, I think he got it from walmart, and it was a nice thing till we lost it.

 

what the heck are dryer sheets? is it those fabric softerner things u put in the dryer??? oorr..what?

 

yeah...

 

i think sum1 should come out with items for the discreet stoner...liek they could have a big gift box which included safety box with lock an key, eye drops, hand wash, breath freshener, deodrant, air freshner etc.

that would be cool

 

lol those are not the basics...

 

like a toker's first aid kit

 

haha i was baked when i wrote it, so i got a little cra-Z with it. but, for me, these are the Bare Escentuals (god that informercial is so fucking dumb)

 

not first time i smoked i had
a soda can
thumbtack
matches
axe
munchie money
gum
my friend had:
a lighter
clear eyes

 

FLoyd, isn't some weed a requirement to smoke too

 

Yea my parents allow me to smoke, but sometimes it is a hassle to deal with my mom cuz she'll say oooh i don't wnat you smoking tonight or something like that.

 

Small Socket
20 oz bottle
a twig or a nail or something
Weed
a lighter...

 

... i've been smokin since i was in 8th or 9th grade.. my parents knew about it.. they didnt say anything about it until i moved and then they were like "you smoke pot dont you? i could always smell something in the back of the house...." but they didnt worry about it..... its not like i started smokin after i moved out..

 

It's taken damn near two decades for my mom to finally get it and not be bothered by it. But it's been two decades of consistently hammering with facts about it and just generally proving that I can live life on my own. The old man has known since wayyyy back but had one of those dad disclaimer talks, I know but I don't know, keep it away from your mom. Of course there was that time after I made the special stir fry and they laughed their asses off at 2001: A space odyssey. ha ha. They were like Wow, we never noticed that in that movie before

gah, and I wish we'd been smart enough to figure out the dryer sheet thing when I was younger. It was more like a big handful of nag champa and a big ass window fan.