Are you a Republican?

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Are you a Republican?

Answer a few simple questions and you can find out.



1) A woman's place is:
in the home.
in the home, but sometimes you need a second income and she has to work.
in an office, hopefully a corner office.
in the House. And the Senate.
at my feet, screaming for mercy.
towering over me with her spike heels digging cruelly into my bleeding back.
with her sisters, working and raising strong womynchildren.
in a House, such as Madame Kitty's Home for Wayward Girls (gentlemen visitors welcome).


2) Taxes.
Stamp out the rich!
The rich should contribute at the highest rate because it hurts them less.
Everybody should pay the same percentage.
Everybody should pay the same fixed dollar amount.
The rich should be exempt, and the poor should be shot.


3) The Bush family is:
the most successful organized crime family in history.
a convenient front for the interests that hold the real power.
just lucky.
proof that exceptional ability is inheritable.
America's salvation in these troubled times. God is indeed on our side!


4) Hitler.
Typical of the Patriarchy.
The ultimate Republican.
A brilliant but sadly deranged leader.
He had the right idea.


5) Social Security is:
the disastrous misstep that broke down Constitutional limits on federal responsibility and turned us from a free Republic into a welfare state.
sadly in need of increased flexibility, such as allowing individuals to opt out, or to privatize their share.
very reassuring to have around.
something you'd better not mess with if you value your skin!
the trojan horse which Congress has used to impose an ever more regressive overall tax rate.


6) Israelis vs. Palestinians. Holy crap, what do we do?
Send red heifers to Israel so as to bring the End Times nearer.
Knock over every regime in the area that doesn't make nice to us and Israel.
Calm everybody down, help mediate negotiations, and keep the oil flowing smoothly.
Twist a few Israeli arms and make them understand they need to allow a Palestinian state.
Impose sanctions on Israel and cut off their aid until they make genuine peace.
Nuke the Jews first, then the Ay-rabs.


7) Is the media biased?
Blatantly. Their frequent lack of support for the President indicates a corrupt anti-American leftist bias.
Blatantly. The spread of "fair and balanced" Faux News-ism is turning the whole broadcast industry into an extention of talk radio hate propaganda.
Nah. It balances out.
It does seem reluctant to challenge the established power structure.
That's "Are the media biased", you ungrammatical buffoon.


8) Global warming, pollution, endangered species... What do we do for our poor planet?
Go solar!
Environmentalism is a farrago of lies created by enemies of America who want us all to starve and freeze in the dark.
There's a simple answer to ending dependence on oil: plutonium breeder reactors.
Establish colonies on other planets, then turn the Earth into a big nature preserve.
Bring corporate privilege and corruption under control; hold people accountable for harm they do to the environment.
Ban industry. Starve and freeze in the dark.
9) Ronald Reagan was:
a visionary leader who left an indelible stamp on history.
the hero who saved the world.
a senile puppet.
just another unwitting tool of the One World Government conspiracy.
the best thing we could have had, because the way he impoverished the working classes brought eventual Socialist revolution much closer.

 

::grumble::

 

That question is as <Reader's choice> as asking someone

Are you an asshole?

-or-

Are you from the left coast?
*shakes Head/drinks more coffee*


And the Results are (depending on a coin toss)...
[size=+2]You are:[/size]
[size=+4]33%[/size]
[size=+2]Republican.[/size]

[size=+1] You're probably one of those chicken-littles who thinks maybe we should worry a little bit, occasionally, about the fate of the planet that our lives all depend on.

-or-

[/size] [size=+2]You are:[/size]
[size=+4]28%[/size]
[size=+2]Republican.[/size]

[size=+1] You're probably one of those people who still thinks that getting a blowjob is not an impeachable offense.[/size]​

 

please pass the damn coffee

 

Hmmm... I got a score of -13%. Is it even possible to reach a negative percentage?

 

I am a republican. But just moderately.

 

haha, a little biased in questions perhaps?

You are:
[size=+4]56%[/size]
Republican
[size=+4][size=+1]Congratulations, you're a swing voter. When they say "Nascar Dad", they mean you. Every Republican ad on the TV set was made just for your viewing pleasure. Don't you feel special?[/size][/size]
[size=+4][/size]
[size=+4][/size]
[size=+4]hahaha, damn right I feel special. But in reality, I would consider myself a liberal Republican or moderate Libertarian
[/size]

 

19%

[size=+1]You're a tax-and-spend liberal democrat. People like you are the reason everyone else votes for guys like Reagan or George W.[/size]​

 

[size=+2]You are:[/size]
[size=+4]-7%[/size]
[size=+2]Republican.[/size]

[size=+1] You're a damn Commie! Where's Tailgunner Joe when we need him?[/size]​

 

I don't need a quiz to tell me my political orientation. I'm a libertarian.

Those questions are ridiculously bias, anyway.

 

-18%... haha.

 

You are:
[size=+4]94%[/size]
[size=+2]Republican.[/size]

[size=+1]You're the perfect sycophant of the Republican elite. Tom DeLay and Karl Rove would be utterly proud of you.[/size]



In reality though, I don't really get involved with politics. Too much arguing. I keep my views to myself. These are really more family views lol that I relate to. Politics are for the arguers. I'm happy as long as I have food on my plate, a roof over my head and a thing to do everyday. Plus some money. Don't really feel affected by the rest of the world just yet so they can do what they want.
​

 

If that's the only thing you need, you wouldn't even mind living under a totalitarian government. That's a little creepy...

Anyay, this test kinda rediculous. Like all very liberals are commies. And how can one be -13%?

 

36%

[size=+1]You're probably one of those chicken-littles who thinks maybe we should worry a little bit, occasionally, about the fate of the planet that our lives all depend on.[/size]



lol...well you know...that would make too much sence...::giggles:: yes. Save the environment! Hell, go organic! Go solar!
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I'm not at all a democrat or a republican.

Their the same party with some mildly different agendas. The media does everything possible to polarise people and make them choose one of the two parties which control this country.

Remember how the constitutional ban on gay marrige was big before the election? Then after it happened it dropped from the republican agenda? AIt was a faucade, and the best defense the democrats could muster was

''I dunno about gay marrige but it shouldn't be in the constitution. ''

Then there was the Terri Schiavo thing, both the right and left have fringes which they sanely used to ignore, and now are pandering too just because they yell alot.

Michael Moore's the same douchebag Sean Hannity is. They're both loud fat idiots who stick to metaphor and faucade instead of information.

I might vote for a democrat or a republican in some situations, but for the most part, its choosing between who's parties token issues are more appealing.

But they are token issues which are mostly irrelevant to the hierarchy of both parties who's goal is to retain the status quo.

Republicans don't care about family values and Democarats don't care about the working class.

They both depend on the same energy infrastructure which has made us depend on the bastard government of Saudi Arabia.

Now that we have Iraq, Bush could go on tv tommorow and force the rest of the world to embargo Saudi oil til the free their women. He cares so much about liberty right?

I guess thats the end of my rant. Both of the parties are the same bastards.

I'm very liberal, but that doesn't make me a Democrat.

 

Abortion too....

 

-1% republican. wtf?

 

I'm not taking that quiz. I know what my political stance is. About 50/50. I like to sit on the fence so I can spit and throw mud at both sides

 

[size=+2]You are:[/size]
[size=+4]-9%[/size]
[size=+2]Republican.[/size]

[size=+1]You're a damn Commie! Where's Tailgunner Joe when we need him?[/size]​