what...

ya know why the mexican crossed the road?

 

Anybody?

 

nope

 

Cuz he had his dick stuck in a chicken!!!

 

wtf

 

I guess it was a strong chicken

 

once again wtf

 

tell me a joke

 

two guys are swimming in a swiming pool and a condom floats up and one of the guys says sorry i farted

 

lol!
If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell everyone?

 

i dunno thats a tough question because you would be embaressed and also you would totally humiliate that person

 

test

 

wanna go campin? I'll bring the tent!

 

what?

 

So do you like SLC? I'v been there one time, walked on the lake and shit. Wasn't much to do in Utah so i went on to the next state.

 

Jesus?

 

sorry its been a drunk night, reality is coming back and slowing me down soooo much.
Good times!