The Basics

In my experience, what is needed for smoking in one's room and not being caught is:

Stash box (To hide the shit in an emergency/after smoking)
Weed
Lighter
Bowl (A joint is harder to put out in said emergency)
Something to dislodge the ashes with (I recommend using a paper clip)
Incense (Nag Champa is the best)
Incense holder
Toilet paper tube
Scented dryer sheets (2-3)
Visine Redness Relief
Altoids Gum (Optional, but highly recommended)

Stuff the dryer sheets in the end of the toilet paper tube. It should resemble a giant cigarette filter. Put the incense in the holder, light it, and start packing your bowl with the weed. Smoke. Don't exhale through your nose, and blow the smoke out through your "filter." Remember to hold one or two fingers over the end of the tube so the sheets dont fall out, After the bowl is cashed, immediately put everything back in your stash box and hide it. Chew one or two pieces of the gum and put 2 drops of Visine in each eye.

Act natural, don't talk too much, and you're home free.

Have I forgotten any?

 

Weed

Lighter
Bowl
Window

 

pretty much my list too.. dryer sheets are all you need...
window works too.

 

i think the only person ive seen in my wholoe time at the forums who knows what theyre talking about on this issue is phoenix

 

dryer sheets will take any smell out of the air... b ut you have to leave no trace of them. i burn them instead of blow hits into them

 

I would suggest, Axe, or some other such cologne over the insense.

 

Heres what I use/need for an easy time

bathroom:
window
ozium
any piece(pipe,bubbler,bong or vape)

and music anda comfortable chair

 

Yeah. I use axe...works pretty good

 

A candle is pretty pivotal as well so that you can just hold the gas on your lighter down and have the candle flame ignite the lighter, thus no lighter noise.

 

Why bother being really high if your going to be paranoid about being caught but i understand couple years ago i use to be like that but then well now its much easier to get extremely stoned with the door unlocked and not cover up the smell and then open the door and go to the kitchen ; )

 

haha what are your houses made of that lighter noise can be heard

 

My parents bathroom shares a wall with my bedroom and their bedroom is about 10 ft down the hall from mine. Also my door isn't exactly sound proof... it's just a smart pre-caution because if your parents hear that lighter noise and on top of that you're coughing then they are probably going to investigate. Hell I don't even have to worry about this anymore since my parents prefer that i smoke in my room.

 

how about the big one.... explaing to your parents and making them understand... oh that one works great.... then you can throw half of your shit away and say good bye paranoia...... grow up and take responsibility instead of hiding

 

haha...i kinda wish i could be more paranoid sometimes. i ALWAYS end up gettin caught cause i do dumb shit like forget to close the door to my room and continue with my smoking, or go start up a conversation with my parents ro other family members...basically the essential items for me would be a lighter, a joint (cause im bowl-less right now), and nag champa insence (def. teh best).

 

lol forget to close your door yea i have done that before,One time my mom just fuckin walked in and she didnt see anything pointing to i was high so she asked me what i was going and i just laughed and she was like ok and told me what we was having for supper

 

joker man are you kidding? First off, youre acting like smoking an illegal substance is responsible in the first place. And i would bet that most parents arent okay with their kids breaking the law

 

just becuase you're doing something illegal doesnt make you not responsible about it... jay walking is legal... and im sure you do it on a daily basis.... but im sure you at least look both ways before jumping out in the middle of the street... and you'd be suprised how many parents can deal with the fact that you smoke

 

i bet there are more that cannot deal with it. In fact, it is probably pretty rare that a kids parents know he or she smokes and allows them to (not just turns a blind eye towards it)

 

but, when youre 23 your parents obviously cant do much so i guess you could tell them when youre out of the house.

 

my parent room is across a 4 foot wide hallway and i just smoke it right in my room, i have a double fan in my window that blows outside, works great u cant even tell u just smoked after a few minutes