who sucks at their jobs?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by orange skies, May 4, 2005.

  1. orange skies

    orange skies Member

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    i do. you cant help it if you suck at something you really cant!
     
  2. Shockw4ve

    Shockw4ve Member

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    I really think that you should wait till you get home before you give oral pleasure. You could probably get terminated for that if you get caught.
     
  3. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    nope don't do sucking at my job..
     
  4. Shockw4ve

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    Don't we all
     
  5. orange skies

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    i wish i could stay at home and watch tv all day. why should people have to work its such a fucking waste of time. so is tv i guess but its so very much easier to be doin.
     
  6. peacefuljeffrey

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    Just about everyone I work with sucks at their jobs.

    They're fucking incompetent. They lack any attention to detail (and the work requires detail); they don't give a fuck about doing a job well; they are incapable or unwilling to learn the proper way of doing things.

    And what makes matters worse is that management is a bunch of clueless fucks who are incapable of getting any results. They are terrified of laying down the law and saying, "LOOK -- this is how you're going to do X, and if you won't do it our way, out you fucking go!"

    No, instead it's a bunch of PC bullshit about how "there's no one right way of doing this."

    Yeah, and when someone does something objectively WRONG, and the wrongness of it can easily be pointed out in no uncertain terms, they do NOTHING to make sure the guilty person doesn't make the same mistake again. In fact, they even go to bat for the incompetent loser.


    I, on the other hand, have an excellent work ethic at my job, and I EXCEL at it far beyond anyone else there. In fact, in my entire company, I would say that no one is better at their job -- no matter what their job is -- than I am at my job. That's how fucking good I am at it.

    -Jeffrey
     
  7. Shockw4ve

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    Only when he's laid back jerking himself off while fantasizing about me
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I dont suck at my job, i wouldnt be here if i did...
    Now my part time job, I have to suck all the time or else i wont make any money..
     
  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    yeah, but im moving up and going to start working in alley ways...and maybe one day i can only hope to aspire and work in motels...
     
  10. Utopia_Erwtje

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    i have no job
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    you can be my recruit...
     
  12. mystical_shroom

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    yes i do actually but I take two rocks for it now, but on Monday's you can get a two for one special...

    i always get baking soda....
     
  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    you at least have to throw some tin cans my way cause ill need money to get home...
     
  14. Utopia_Erwtje

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    there is a reason why I dont have a job... nobody will hire me... but working the streets seems a good idea!
     
  15. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    why wont anyone hire you...

    working the streets is the best idea my little brain thought of...my grandma tought me everything i know...
     
  16. Utopia_Erwtje

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    okay, maybe you can give me some lessons, or something... or i can work for free so you can train me, or so.. .hey maybe we can make some extra money if we videotape it and sell it on the internet?!?!
     
  17. mystical_shroom

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    whoa :D i am at a lost for words :D
     
  18. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    I take pride in every job I do. I want to be helpful in providing the best possible service to those who depend on me for my skills. I have always seen a direct correlation between character and how hard one works. I don't want others to view me in a negative light, by being lazy. In fact, there have been times where I have done the work of three people! At the doughnut shop I work at, one of my co-workers called in because he had a bad trip and I was forced to cover for him while doing my work as well! Plus my boss Ted, had to man the other shop because a...FIFTY YEAR OLD lady was to drunk to come in. So I made the dough from scratch, cut it and rolled it into the various shapes and fried it. I also had to deal with drunkards and potheads pounding on the window for doughnuts. At the shop, we sell warm doughnuts to people who come to the door (usually midnight-3). It's a nice service we provide even though it's not nessecary. But seeing as things were slower than usual, I didn't have any doughnuts to supply the kids when they expected them. I really didn't have the time to stop what I was doing to sell before official hours anyways. It was hell getting enough doughnuts for opening at 7 by myself, but I was able to turn a total of about 70 pounds of dough into doughnuts. My boss was so happy that he told me to add an extra two hours on to me time card. I walked home happy with myself, because I learned the value of working hard. In fact, for an entire week, Dave did not show up and I was always by myself until 5, when the morning people came to fill doughnuts.

    If you suck at your job, there is the possibilty that you are over qualified and just bored, which leads to laziness and under achievement. For all the good I have done at other jobs, I just couldn't stay focused ay my telemarketing job. I had to call alums for the school and I just got sick of pestering the same people, who were already in debt from their own college years. I started to feel bad about harassing these folks and expected any rude remark that came my way. Plus financial aid has not been very helpful for me and my mom who is single, so I just started to call friends instead of calling the same people a second time.

    Overall, I am a good worker though. Once you find your niche, you will enjoy working much more. For instance, I have always wanted to share my writings with people and believe that is my niche. I already get compliments from people saying that my work is very touching. I live for those moments, to invoke feelings in others. Other factors that decide enjoyment are the rarity of the trade and the amount of people impacted by the trade. If you have a unique ability, or are making a difference in others life, it will be much easier to enjoy work (and life). I have always felt that the general attitude of the people performing the task at their work is a pretty good indicator of weather a job is superior or inferior. Though there are exceptions.
     
  19. peacefuljeffrey

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    Absolutely, yes, I do.

    By no means all the time; but I would say that even when I am appearing to be not laid back, I still do maintain a certain level of Zen, or calm, or peace, or whatever you'd call it, through it all.

    -Jeffrey
     
  20. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    You wish you were as good at BREATHING as I am at my job and everything else I do, you loser waste of space piece of human shit.

    -Jeffrey
     
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