i wonder how jesus managed to stay so fit.

all i know is that he looks pretty good in all those paintings and shit.

 

he was a carpenter for almost his entire life. Like serious manual labor and I am pretty sure he was blessed with a good metabolism...was the son of god after all.....

 

Lugging a piece of lumber up a hill isn't exactly a piece of cake I imagine.

 

he was a carpenter back before power tools and home depot.............think about how much work building a second floor deck was 2000 years ago......

 

tee hee. i'd do him.

 

You!!!!!!!!

 

How else?

 

thats how he stays fit now!!!!!

 

maybe Jesus was a little selfish and used a bit of his powers for his own good, to give himself a gorgious body! God was mad about that and THATS why he was killed!!!!
yeah, we discovered the truth, lets write a new bible!!!

 

yeah that has to be it

 

Jesus fasted a lot. His only way of travel was by foot. He didn't have a lot of time to become a couch potato.

 

oh man! lets make our own little church-kind-of thing! you can be my first disciple... and i will call myself: the unselfisch version of Jesus (cause i obviously did not use my powers to make myself beautiful ).
and we will walk around the world, barefoots and everyone will follow!!! free the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HALLELUJAH!!!

 

this is our new jesus, people!!!

 

whahahhahahahahhaha!!!!

 

this better:



or this:




whahahahahhahahahahha!!!


greetings,
Jesus

 

you cant fire me!!! I am the king of the castle!!! the son of your creator!!! I am the one and only!!! its just that I cant make myself beautiful with my powers, cause dad wouldnt aprove that... he already killed my brother... so please... just accept me the way I am!!!!

 

ohw!!! I am gonna tell my daddy and he is going to kick your ass, man!

 

you are so mean to me... why did my father create mankind??? why did he do that??? why?!!?!?!?!?!?

 

I bet God sure could deliver a good pounding

 

of course sexually.