i lost the game....

I can't believe I've been dragged into the game now! And I lost! ARGHH!

~peacetulip.

 

ha ha ha!!! man the maple syrup ...good ol hipbrother mark 1!! he he he! those were the days...anyways you won't be able to catch me as ill have got you wth too many pooballs you won't be able to move!! he he!


and giles-all is good, just missed ya and missed a goodbye hug!
namaste
x x x

 

in a response to fishboy goonfaces insults (otherwise known as poopheonix) i say we start a good old poo fight as in the first big brother...
now i need an army to help me! rainbowdew i hope i can count on your help??please?

*throws a big pooball at sal which temporarily blinds him whilst i run away to hide*

 

I'll help I'll help....

*Goes to the nearest farm and scoops up a ton of cow shite*

 

*goes to find some birds who are prepared to poo on sals head.... strangely enough find many who are willing..*
by birds i mean the flying kind not the human...just to clarify

 

Envokes the mighty spirit of the Phoenix bird who, fresh from a vindaloo night at the curry house, cooks up a flaming pooball and sends it colliding into Stinkmoon's head, causing her to poo her pants....

 

*steals new annunition kat kindy provided and rubs it in sal's face...*


(man we are rather graphic are we not??!)
*runs and hides*
namaste
x x x

 

Loads his Katpoopault, (in case you're windering what that is, it's an intelligent weapon of mass poo that automatically targets Kat) and reprogrammes it to take out Rainbowdew....

 

*grabs alex's cat and aims its skip of an arse at sals face... *

*Parp*

*THE FART OF DEATH!!*

 

*what sal doesn't realise is that nomy already reprogramed his katapooult to redirect the poo to him...kinda like a boomarang... he he enjoy......*

*mad laughter...*
namaste
x x x

 

huh????? I'm scared.... and alone

 

don't worry grab some poo and through it at poopheanix head....he loves it...honest!

namaste
x x x

 

This is unfair! Everyone's picking on me! I feel oppressed and towntrodden. I may just become a pooicide bomber! Then you'll all be sorry....

 

he he he

delete threads and this is what you get! actually this started before then...um...suggest a poofight and deal with the reprocussions..yeah that makes sense?
namaste
x x x

 

Too late!

*Runs into Rainbowdew with an explosive cannister of filtered poo strapped to his back!*

 

ah but you didn't realise that i swapped the poo for chocolate earlier and what you thought was choc sauce on that ice cream was actually poo...oh dear poophead!

namaste
x x x

 

Here sal you can hide behind the church with me!!!! I will make it a bit more even I have a whole bucket of poo balls all ready for throwin'


Love & Giggles
EnonEmouse

 

May have to eat you now then... mwuahahahahaha!

 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! now thats an ever scarier thought than the pooballs!!!

namaste
x x x

 

tooting broadway...

never was there more poo hurled than the uk forums in the olden days, but i imagine this could become the finest poo fight e'er to grace the name salphoenix god of hellfire

but i'm going to leave this thread swiftly now, in search of less excrement