i'm so happy i don't have to take a drug test

i really need a summer job and i've been looking for a long time. i've put in like 15 or 20 applications, and until today no one had called me. and my mom was getting mad that i didn't have a job (which is bullshit cuz i put in so many applications). well, she wanted me to get a job and at a dairy plant, but they drug test. i went to erowid.org's thc calculator and figured out that it would take me at least 4 weeks to piss clean. and i've still been smoking just hoping that i would get a job somewhere else. today, a woman from subway called. i don't think they drug test. most nation-wide food chains don't, i don't think. fuck, i hope they don't. anyways, i hope i can get a job there. plus, it's perfect timing, cuz i just got a car.

now i'm gonna talk about my car, if you don't care, stop reading.
only 300 bucks. a '94 chevy cavalier, four doors, front wheel drive (to get up my road in the winter), very little rust, and like 30 miles a gallon. i was looking at a 3,000 dollar truck and ended up getting this car. nothing's wrong with it. i'm gonna fix the exhaust cuz it's loud, but that's it. prolly get it on the road in a day or two. i'm so happy!

peace.

 

Fix the exhaust coz its loud? the louder it is the better. You should get yourself over to www.maxpower.co.uk and get a bigger exhaust to make it louder. Big Bore 4's sound sweet.

 

I haven't heard of a fast-food chain that gives drug-tests... otherwise I'd bet they'd lose over three-fourths of their workforce. When I worked in fast food, I can't think of a single co-worker in the kitchen who didn't at least smoke pot.

 

It would be even better if they put theyr pot into the food lol the restaurants sales would go skyrocket lol.

 

Heh, no they wouldn't, they'd have to spend most of the would-be profits to keep the employees from stealing the pot.

 

Speaking of which, on my lunch break today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a coffee, and after I got it, the guy was like "is the coffee for you!?" and I was like "hell yeah dude, I need it to stay awake" (I had to work 11 hours today) and he was like "have you been smokin something?" and I was like "last night, dude" and he just laughed then I kept talking to them and made two new friends at McDonalds.

 

Damn didnt think about that one lol.

 

no way dude, i don't want half soup up a kinda shitty car like many people do. i just want a regular muffler. i hate when people do that.

 

souping up a shitty ride is stupid
like porkstock said.
but good luck with the job .