If you were President what is the first thing you would do?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by HippyCor$ter, May 2, 2005.

  1. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    I would make abortion and gay marriage illegal, eliminate all publicly funded healthcare in order to increase funding for the war on tear and drugs. I would also divert more money away from educational and environmental programs and drive those dollars towards further establishing our off shore oil cartel while giving more tax breaks to corporations that in effect will allow the rich to live more comfortable lives. Lastly I will be sure that every american solemly swears to accept christianity as the faith of our nation and english the only language in a land where social security no longer exists. FREEDOM!!! I'd also want Condi to be my first lady.
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I sense sarcasm.......
     
  3. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    what are you talkin' about dude - condi's got some fine dsl's on her
     
  4. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    that she does......but I work for her...so I am torn......
     
  5. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    That's not your problem man, if ya'll get caught, you have nothing to worry about - intanst raise for you and the unemployment line for her. If there's a cigar involved though - she'd probably be given immunity.
     
  6. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    go to california . I want to have a beer with you. I know you have a beter reason for going. so I will juat say may 27- june 3
     
  7. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    if this involves a cigar - I think I'm going to say no
     
  8. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    nope, just finely crafted ale and lagers....
     
  9. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    if time off were allowed where I work, I would certainly consider it. It would be great to have a brew with you and my better half - will you be in California in early November?
     
  10. Nimue

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    I'd bring Bush up on war crimes!! Then I'd try & undo all the damage this current administration has done in the name of greed!!
     
  11. Small_Brown

    Small_Brown Senior Member

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    I would GET THE FUCK OUT OF IRAQ.
     
  12. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I like your heart, but seriously, would anyone but reservists that thought they would never be kept to thier oath benifit from that?
     
  13. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I'd take out a big world map, get drunk, blindfold myself, and throw darts at it.

    Bomb wherever it landed.

    'Fuck you Rhode Island.'


    Seriously though, I'd hand the job off to someone more competent. The rest of you bastards would end up fucking up the damn country. Most of the posters here are too dumb to manage Red Lobster.
     
  14. Small_Brown

    Small_Brown Senior Member

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    I like your style of thinking.
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I am guilty of that
     
  16. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

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    Too late.
     
  17. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    set requirements to allow people to breed. ie no pedophiles or sexual abusers having kids to continue to torture.


    oh yeah, and ban orange clothing. wtf, it's the worst colour for clothes ever
     
  18. ( ∞ )

    ( ∞ ) INFINITY

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    proclaim myself "Dictator for life"
     
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