If you were President what is the first thing you would do?

I would make abortion and gay marriage illegal, eliminate all publicly funded healthcare in order to increase funding for the war on tear and drugs. I would also divert more money away from educational and environmental programs and drive those dollars towards further establishing our off shore oil cartel while giving more tax breaks to corporations that in effect will allow the rich to live more comfortable lives. Lastly I will be sure that every american solemly swears to accept christianity as the faith of our nation and english the only language in a land where social security no longer exists. FREEDOM!!! I'd also want Condi to be my first lady.

 

I sense sarcasm.......

 

what are you talkin' about dude - condi's got some fine dsl's on her

 

that she does......but I work for her...so I am torn......

 

That's not your problem man, if ya'll get caught, you have nothing to worry about - intanst raise for you and the unemployment line for her. If there's a cigar involved though - she'd probably be given immunity.

 

go to california . I want to have a beer with you. I know you have a beter reason for going. so I will juat say may 27- june 3

 

if this involves a cigar - I think I'm going to say no

 

nope, just finely crafted ale and lagers....

 

if time off were allowed where I work, I would certainly consider it. It would be great to have a brew with you and my better half - will you be in California in early November?

 

I'd bring Bush up on war crimes!! Then I'd try & undo all the damage this current administration has done in the name of greed!!

 

I would GET THE FUCK OUT OF IRAQ.

 

I like your heart, but seriously, would anyone but reservists that thought they would never be kept to thier oath benifit from that?

 

I'd take out a big world map, get drunk, blindfold myself, and throw darts at it.

Bomb wherever it landed.

'Fuck you Rhode Island.'


Seriously though, I'd hand the job off to someone more competent. The rest of you bastards would end up fucking up the damn country. Most of the posters here are too dumb to manage Red Lobster.

 

I like your style of thinking.

 

I am guilty of that

 

Too late.

 

set requirements to allow people to breed. ie no pedophiles or sexual abusers having kids to continue to torture.


oh yeah, and ban orange clothing. wtf, it's the worst colour for clothes ever

 

proclaim myself "Dictator for life"