i will commit suicide

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by smallpenis, Apr 30, 2005.

  1. smallpenis

    smallpenis Member

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    i will commit suicide if my penis size does not increase by using vigrx.
     
  2. ZePpeLinA

    ZePpeLinA Jump around!

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    ( ∞ ) INFINITY

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    just a reminder: the punishment for attempted suicide for penis size reasons is castration and lifelong imprisionment.
     
  4. phoenix88

    phoenix88 Member

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    Dude, you're just gonna have to learn to deal with it. We all have things we have to live with that suck.
     
  5. ComputerGenius

    ComputerGenius Banned

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    You dumb-ass! If your that stupid then you'd never get a girl to see your dick anyway.
     
  6. SkeeterVT

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    Why are you so obsessed over the size of your penis? It's easy to think that only gay men have such an obsession (I've never heard of a straight guy being called a "size queen"). But regardless of whether you're straight, gay or bi, there's no reason to kill yourself because you feel that your penis is too small.

    -- Skeeter
     
  7. localhippy

    localhippy Senior Member

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    rofl he kills me
     
  8. Lizardman0

    Lizardman0 Member

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    How big is it? Don't kill yourself.
     
  9. deadonceagain

    deadonceagain mankind is a plague

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    now i could see if your penis fell off and you killed your slef
     
  10. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    We have two paths from which to choose. We could either chip in and buy him a hooker or encourage him to kill himself.

    As long as it gets him to stop posting jerky questions...
     
  11. James

    James Member

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    yo dude seriously just try to get with a girl whos small and tight and doesnt have that much sex...a 5 foot tall skinny virgin would porbably ideal...and itll feel nice for her eve4n if its not big...dont worry about it...as a matter of fact if you try to stick a big penis in a girl thats too small it will be more pain then pleasure anyway...so hit on short girls and rock on...
     
  12. flake

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    Did you kill yourself yet? If not, why the fuck not? What's taking so Goddamn long?
     

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