[english accent] Excuse me, my Good sir, I would like to inquire if you might happen to know where one may be able to purchase some of this newfangled "mary-jew-wanna"? I have heard smoking it in a so called "bong" makes one feel joyous and makes one commit acts such as tomfoolery and skylarking. if you know where as i could find some of this rather audible plant, would you be so bold as to tell me, as so i could excange the proprioter some legal tender for his goods. thank you kind sir [/english accent]
Haha one time me and some friends were across the bay, to play a new disc golf course and such, but there was like some sort of arts and crafts fair thign going on, and like conservative looking people walking all around everywhere.. So we pull up next to this one dude that was probably around 40 or so and his wife, dressed all nice and such, and roll down the window and are like 'Excuse us, we're not form around the parts, could you help us out please?' So the dude comes over and is all 'Yeah sure, what do you guys need?' And we're like, 'Well sir, do you perchance know where we could purchase some marijuana cigarettes?' It was so funy, that guy and his wife were laughing so hard I thought they'd piss themselves.
Lmao, I've had something like that happen. My friend and his sister stole their mom's truck and I was like "Oh yeah, Amanda got her license" etc. and then I said we were going to the movies and my mom gave me $40 (I didn't even ask), so I was like "holy shit", so I got an eighth of dank and we rode around all evening baking the whole way. One of our friend's dad's was sitting on the porch in his whitey tighties and we blew the horn and flipped him off because he's always like "No, she can't come over", but he didn't recognize us, apparently. We went to McDonald's with the munchies and they wouldn't give us our damn food so we drove off and went to Wendy's and ordered there. Hahaha, we got some old grey headed manager dude and after we paid, I asked him if he had any dank buds and he looked at me like "what the fuck" Jesus... good times... damn dry spell.
It's odd... I never know when things like that are going to happen. My friends just pick me up spur of the moment and weird shit occurs.
