no seriously it seems i am the backbone of your life and god of your world you do and say nothing i do and say everything when i get up and go potty in the morning what i flush is worth more than your entire families put together into one TRUTH be worried your souls are damned for hell this is not an observation this is a threat, being that I AM your God i am the beautiful goodness that you cannot realize i am perfect you are a broken fragment of a victim who cannot rise now the day has come when jesus returned and you have 666 in your forehead there will be no redemption for you only me and my lovers
so do i go to some special place to get the 666 on my head, or will it just appear... and what should i take to hell, i heard its warm there but i really dont know...
WTF is this? A half assed/doomed reincarnation of the Control Voice? "There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... THE OUTER LIMITS." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Someone forgot: "We now return control of your television set to you, until next week, at the same time when the Control Voice will take you to... THE OUTER LIMITS." Thank you.
naw i think he is always dressing his best to look like a friendly adult....just in case a kid comes up selling cookies or something.
