Which is better? Tea or Coffee...

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  1. shutuphuman

    shutuphuman Member

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    Which is better? Tea or Coffee...


    • Tea?
    • Coffee
     
  2. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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    coffee.. strong black coffee (two sugars).


    Tea is wishy washy pee water .. for old grannies who have blue rinsed hair .
     
  3. kier

    kier I R Baboon

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    coffee...grab a pint glass, one inch of coffee, 2 inches of sugar and fill to the brim with boiling water


    the one, the only, the SURVIVE FRIDAY'S LECTURES!

    but my fave is using this flavoured coffee i have, with some added hot chocolate (tea spoon of each), and 2 tea spoons of sugar...a teensy drop of milk and some spray cream on the top :) mmmmm mmm, that'd be yummy
     
  4. roly

    roly Senior Member

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    coffee
     
  5. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

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    Tea is Yum

    Coffeee makes me wanna hurl just from the smell of it :eek:
     
  6. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Coffee is made from mashed up Nazi elephant testicles.

    Tea is great, but only when made right. Matthew's wishy washy pee water, where you leave the teabag in for ten seconds then just take it out, is indeed crap. What you need is a big mug, two teabags and about two and a half tablespoons full of sugar. Leave the teabags in for as long as possible, then take 'em out and add milk. If you're chain-drinking, leave a little cup at the side of the kettle and put all your used teabags in there. I find that you can usually recycle them...use four of them for your third cuppa, maybe add a couple as well as the new pair of teabags on the fourth, put them all in the fifth...experiment. The way I make tea is stronger than any coffee.
     
  7. EarthWhirler

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    In the old days we had teapots :rolleyes:
     
  8. Flight From Ashiya

    Flight From Ashiya Senior Member

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    On an average day I would drink about 3 cups of Coffee but at least 5 Cups of Tea.

    Americans tend to drink Coffee but us Brits drink Tea.

    I went into a 'McDonalds' in New York last summer & asked for a Cup of Tea: I was given a cup full of ice cubes & a herbal tea bag in a sachet!!!.
    I love America but you can't get a decent cup of tea there. :confused:
     
  9. Xiola

    Xiola One Lonely Seagull

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    deffinatly coffee
     
  10. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Wow, my grandparents had one of them!:p
     
  11. Spyder

    Spyder La dah de dah

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    teapots!? how retro!
     
  12. EarthWhirler

    EarthWhirler Member

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    Sheesh. You kids today..... :p
     
  13. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Teapots? Where we're going we don't need...teapots!

    (/bttf paraphrasing)
     
  14. EarthWhirler

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    That's a scary thing to admit. Firstly you went into McDonalds, (always a bad move) but then you expected to get a 'cup' of tea!!!! Wow. Amazing. :rolleyes:
     
  15. Zeitgeist

    Zeitgeist Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea...I am a teabelly.

    Depending on my mood I have 1, 1 1/2 or 1 3/4 sugars. I really know how to lead a wild life!

    Don't squeeze the bag though, it lets all the nasty tanin out that makes it taste of metal...ick.
     
  16. JanaXGIRL

    JanaXGIRL Senior Member

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    I love green tea.. I drank coffee just once in my life.. :D :D :D
     
  17. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Are you sure you're not eating the spoon by mistake?
     
  18. Jim

    Jim Senior Member

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    Coffee.

    Unless it's a really nice cuppa charlie.. :&
     
  19. Zeitgeist

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    Oh shit...
     
  20. Stasia

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    COFFEE!!! Black and strong so you can stand your spoon upright in it!!! *Rrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaatttaaaaaaattttttttaaaaattttttaaaaaa* Ooh, that's the spot!! None of this freeze dried granual shit though *puke* It's got to be beans you grind youself,....yum,...or failing that at least fresh ground beans from a coffee shop.


    Tea IS such horrid piss water however it's made, in my opinion at least. Also what a f'ing cliche, your British so must drink tea.


    And please someone please expain to me what is it about 'tea drinkers' that seem to believe that tea has magical properties when drunk in a crisis???? I mean really!
    You've just been mugged - "I'll put the kettle on, make you a nice cup of tea...."
    You've just clambered out of you wrecked car after crashing into a tree - "I'll put the kettle on, make you a nice cup of tea..."
    You've just escaped from murderus kidnappers - "I'll put the kettle on, make you a nice cup of tea..."


    You see my point?? And before anyone goes answering that one with "well actually sugary tea IS good for shock...." it's the sugar not the tea. So give 'em bag of sugar and a spoon!! Lol!!
    Now don't anybody go taking what I've said seriously, I'm just playing. :p
     

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