coffee.. strong black coffee (two sugars). Tea is wishy washy pee water .. for old grannies who have blue rinsed hair .
coffee...grab a pint glass, one inch of coffee, 2 inches of sugar and fill to the brim with boiling water the one, the only, the SURVIVE FRIDAY'S LECTURES! but my fave is using this flavoured coffee i have, with some added hot chocolate (tea spoon of each), and 2 tea spoons of sugar...a teensy drop of milk and some spray cream on the top mmmmm mmm, that'd be yummy
Coffee is made from mashed up Nazi elephant testicles. Tea is great, but only when made right. Matthew's wishy washy pee water, where you leave the teabag in for ten seconds then just take it out, is indeed crap. What you need is a big mug, two teabags and about two and a half tablespoons full of sugar. Leave the teabags in for as long as possible, then take 'em out and add milk. If you're chain-drinking, leave a little cup at the side of the kettle and put all your used teabags in there. I find that you can usually recycle them...use four of them for your third cuppa, maybe add a couple as well as the new pair of teabags on the fourth, put them all in the fifth...experiment. The way I make tea is stronger than any coffee.
On an average day I would drink about 3 cups of Coffee but at least 5 Cups of Tea. Americans tend to drink Coffee but us Brits drink Tea. I went into a 'McDonalds' in New York last summer & asked for a Cup of Tea: I was given a cup full of ice cubes & a herbal tea bag in a sachet!!!. I love America but you can't get a decent cup of tea there.
That's a scary thing to admit. Firstly you went into McDonalds, (always a bad move) but then you expected to get a 'cup' of tea!!!! Wow. Amazing.
Tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea...I am a teabelly. Depending on my mood I have 1, 1 1/2 or 1 3/4 sugars. I really know how to lead a wild life! Don't squeeze the bag though, it lets all the nasty tanin out that makes it taste of metal...ick.
COFFEE!!! Black and strong so you can stand your spoon upright in it!!! *Rrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaatttaaaaaaattttttttaaaaattttttaaaaaa* Ooh, that's the spot!! None of this freeze dried granual shit though *puke* It's got to be beans you grind youself,....yum,...or failing that at least fresh ground beans from a coffee shop. Tea IS such horrid piss water however it's made, in my opinion at least. Also what a f'ing cliche, your British so must drink tea. And please someone please expain to me what is it about 'tea drinkers' that seem to believe that tea has magical properties when drunk in a crisis???? I mean really! You've just been mugged - "I'll put the kettle on, make you a nice cup of tea...." You've just clambered out of you wrecked car after crashing into a tree - "I'll put the kettle on, make you a nice cup of tea..." You've just escaped from murderus kidnappers - "I'll put the kettle on, make you a nice cup of tea..." You see my point?? And before anyone goes answering that one with "well actually sugary tea IS good for shock...." it's the sugar not the tea. So give 'em bag of sugar and a spoon!! Lol!! Now don't anybody go taking what I've said seriously, I'm just playing.