My name is skip and I don't speak French. I was born in a little old log cabin in Illinois of poor but honest parents....... Wait a minute, that was Abraham Lincoln. I'm always getting the two of us mixed up. Actually, I wish my name was Chester Kachinsky and I lived in Sasakatoon, Saskatchewan. Then when I said "I'm Chester Kachinsky from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan" everyone would say "God bless you." I'd be the most blessed person on the continent.