What if cigarettes had calories?

I think that the one way to get people to stop smoking is to put have calories in them. Think about it 100 calories per cigarette...how many people would smoke then? Dont ask me how or get all scientific about it...just think about it.

 

i think that'd be a grand idea
just b/c.

 

Sure... thats it... Lets make more health problems for smokers... I would just stop eating to be able to smoke my cigarettes

 

i think i agree with you Faerie.

 

THen i'd smoke and not eat or limit smokikng or just work out harder.

 

Then they'd invent 0 calorie, diet ciagarettes..

 

they would invent diet cigarettes..i never thought about that

 

maybe i'd finally gain some fucking weight

 

how bout, and now this is a damn novel idea TAKING THE FUCKERS OFF THE MARKET!!!!!!

then make them illegal, make pot legal, and make it shit near impossible to get full cigarettes on the black market by flooding it with non nicotine, non tar cigarettes

You also can't burn calories into someone, seriously research what calories are a measure of, then come back

 

I predict that China, the world's heaviest smoking nation, would surpass 'Les Etats Unis' as the world's most Rubenesque nation, becoming the new global heavyweight champ in the category of common, calculated, comparative, cross-class corporeal corpulence.

 

who cares...they have a lot more fucking bad shit then calories

 

sorry...i said no scientific shit...damn... thats why i dont post on this site

 

lol, that would definitely be wicked. =p

 

i think it would be great. then i wouldnt have to eat no more!!!!!

 

I was angry, now I'm dazed... YAY ANOREXIC SMOKERS!!!!!!!