Whats heaven like?

Everyone has his or her own idea of heaven.

For me heaven is a continuous acid trip at a music festival with my favorite bands ofcourse (Grateful Dead of the 70's, Phish, String Cheese, Widespread Panic with Mikey, Pink Floyd, early Santana, Big Brother, Jefferson Airplane, and others). The festival would be held inside a huge crater in the middle of the amazon forest. stage in the middle and and fold down seats for everyone (about 30,000-40,000) along the walls of the crater. If you wanted a bite to eat or something to drink you could simply float to the top. There would be bars, food booths from all over the world as well as american, kegs, nitrous tanks, and all different types of nugget to choose from. The sun would always be overhead but still the temperature would always stay in the high sixties. and you wouldn't need bug spray. once in a while it would get dark so that everyone could view some fire works, laser and light shows put on by chris kuroda. I think thats what heaven is like.

So whats heaven like for you?

 

one continuous unconcious void. or one continuous salvia trip

 

After I die, all I want is to have that new car smell.

 

I'm sure it could be arranged for you coffin to contain a 'new car smell' airfreshener.

 

RIght on then... I guess my lifes complete then.

 

In heaven there is no beer.
That's why we drink it here.
And when we're gone from here?
All are friends will be drinking all the beers.

HEY HEY HEY

In heaven there is no beer.
That's why we drink it here.
And when we're gone from here?
All are friends will be drinking all the beers....

First song I learned how to play on the old guitar.

 

My idea of heaven is the Chicago Cubs winning the world series, one unified world, beer vouchers given out by the government, Soleil Moon-Frye and Alyssa Milano getting it on in front of me, Metallica jamming it up....virtually all at the same time....

....oh, and a PBJ, with the crust cut off of it....

 

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Beer Vouchers? Why not ask God for an infinity keg.

 

Because I want the government to give back beer to the people...do something extra for us mortals.

 

Heaven would be an enforced pixel limit for sig pics

 

We could have him embalmed with pine tree air fresheners........

 

Women always seem to get really interested when it comes to my death...


It's probaby cause I'm so cool.

 

heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

 

have you ever even had sex? your hand doesn't count.

 

dang, that drops my total sexual acts amount by at least half ........ probably more. Oh yeah, Clinton said oral isn't even sex, so of course 'tending one's own garden, choking the chicken, or practicing solo, etc.' wouldn't be.

Heaven: An immense library, dead quiet, full of very sagely looking seniors reading 2 000 page books on philosophy and ethics etc. Everyone is always either studying or writing brainy stuff.

Hell: Just like Vegas.

 

Heaven is inside youo, hell is inside you. Every good and every bad, it's inside you. Thats what I believe.

scuze me i'm just a little bit fucked right now