Code names???

Does anyone have any code names for weed that they use when they dont want someone like their parents to know?

My friends and i all call it mario cart

Then we talk about goin to my friends house and playing mario cart, or we talk about goin to the video game store to get mario cart.

We have other ones as well like masterbation is mario paint, Getting head is Packman because she playes with the joystick and eats the the balls. Pizza no sauce is if yer goin down on a chick and she is not on her period, pizza extra sauce is if she is.

 

nice. Me and my buddy call it Bomb, and when we need some money for it we call it Bomb Money. So they will never find it out. Plus my perents havent heard of the term "bud".

 

we call it yard work, hence grass lol get it? i think its pretty clever, ya dave ill come help u with some yard work hahaha sounds so innocent

 

me and my cousin call it kaya cuz of bob marleys song kaya but with my friends i just call it bud but if someones around maybe nug or greens

 

have ya'll seen that kind girl mary? i think i owe her some money. lovin' you.


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Pizza!

Real good stuff is pizza with extra cheese or pepperoni.

You can figure out what mushroom pizza is.

 

Every once in a while, if I want to talk about it when someone's around, I'll call it 'cheese'. As in 'I believe I'm going to eat some cheese in a few minutes.' Stupid, but it works.

 

Tomatoes. It all started when I was at a friend's house and we were lookin at his plants, and his girlfriend called up and asked us what we were doin and he said "Uhhh, just watering my... tomatoe plants." We started laughin and thats been the code word sense.

 

Yard work is the shit, i like bomb money too... but my parents would look at me funny if i said i was goin to my friends house for the night to make a bomb.

Its great to say im goin to my friends house to play mario cart

 

we say guitar, play guitar, buy a guitar, alot of aquantances of ours use it and it works raelly good since anymore almost everyone plays guitar and using context people usualy know which guitar your discussing

 

my friend calls it hot pockets i really have no code name for shit.
i just say it.

 

I just call it bud. My parents know anyway and i'd just forget the codename if I had one.

 

We always just called it peter pan. Flying meant actually using it. Neverneverland was wherever we were growing it at. Tinkerbells were joints etc. Tubs are always and forever going to be cigarettes which was mainly used around school especially if we had cops following us.

 

Hrm... my code name for around my parents is weed, like "mom dad I'm leaving the house to smoke some weed." Sometimes they give me really weird looks though... I hope they didn't figure out my code name...

 

In school we all call it apples, and the good shit green apples

I.E "Hey man, I just got one of the juciest bowls of bright green apples I've ever seen, come over my house and eat a bowl with me."

 

The pizza thing reminded me of this girl at school who supposedly had a really ugly pussy. All big and nasty. Anyway, one of my freinds was talkin about how they were both drunk and were having sex when he caught a glimpse. He didnt say antying about it, but the next day when he was at arbys he saw the Arbys Roast beef cheddar melt. He said it looked exactly like her pussy. It was funny as hell.......Sorry for the randomness

 

Man we've never bothered to use code names much, "stuff" always worked pretty well as a safe alternative word.

 

We don't ever use code names, but we made some up..I think one was "marker" or something..like you'd call the weed a marker. But now my parents know and I just call it bud or pot.

 

You dont really need code names most of the time, but its just fun

Its fun to say lets go play mario cart when only you know the true meaning, but i dont think i could ever see myself askin a girl "pizza no sauce?" and haveing her respond "nope, pizza extra sauce"

 

Hey man thats my same code name cool man that Far out man