im a manager at a hardware store

grant it ive never been a manager before and i know nothing about hardware.

that's okay......

 

cool. when did you get the job?

 

right now. i applied for it cause it was close and went in there grinning and laughed at everything and when he asked why he should hire me for it. yes, he asked that. i went thru a big bullshit speech but i guess it worked.

 

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congrats hon!!!!!!!!!!

 

lol yes, bullshit speeches seem to work outstandingly well.

 

hahahaha "ah blah blah blah blah" i dunno, ive known a lot of bullshit artists in my life..... must have rubbed off somehow.

 

"...And in other news today, a local hardware store has burned to the ground. More at 11."

 

i know right.

 

Ive never understood the concept of this phrase. Either say, "I know" or "Right". Its like youre asking me if I know that you know.

But are you going to be in charge of ordering tools and stuff, or are you just going to crunch numbers and run shifts, or whtat?

 

so you can get me a deal on lumber???

 

Do you get to wear a vest and nametag with "manager" written on it?

 

will you be hanging out with tim allen?

 

run shifts and overlook the employees.

 

mike.... sure, if you come and pick it up

gary, haha i think so and i hope so.

andy.... that would be hilarious.

 

You have a job??? Shit, I must be tripping.

How long are you going to hold on to this one for?

If you last more than 2 weeks, I'll send you $50.

Not.

Nevermind me, I am being an ass tonight.

 

Matt likes to ignore PMs!

 

matts an ass

 

I just got done ripping out carpet and I need a good deal on interlocking wood floor tiles. I swear that my carpet experience could have been on America's Funniest Home Videos. I'm just glad no one was around to see it.


So, how about that good deal??


Edited to include: Matt tells it like it is. (I hope this doesn't blow my deal on those tiles.)

 

if theres a bag of dirt or a damaged package can you take it home for free? my sister worked at home depo and she could do that. managed to get enough dirt to plant a garden