Fellas...What Do You Do With Your Morning Wood???

yeah.. you mean you don't?

 

sometimes i get woken up to a girl's hand stroking it or kissing it. that's nice.

 

I wake up with one but its not because of being horney or anything it has to so with a build up of urine and needing to go to the bathroom, am i right?

Well if i piss then and try to get it back to that state it isnt easy so u are better off whacking it even if ya have to pee if ya know what i mean!

 

morning wood is a result of a man needing to pee throughout the night, but the body protecting him from wettin the bed. on the rare occasion i wake up next to a woman, ill put it to good use, but if not, its kinda a waste to masturbate, cus it takes forever to orgasm when you have to pee.

 

I decided that the next morning wood that pops up, Im going to screw the shit out of BrownTripleQ. That little freaking slut bag!

 

whoa, harshness!!

 

yeah, mostly I would be stroking it.

 

I use it to stir my coffee

 

I stayed over my friend Mike's house one night and I woke up to him singing a song that makes me laugh just thinking about it...it's a secret inside joke now...Apparently it's really a song...some punk band I guess

Morning hard on
Morning hard on
Just think about...
Ugly girls
Your Aunt Pearl
Hammer and nails
Going to jail...
Morning hard on
Morning hard on

OMG...he's such a dork...

 

sometimes i just play with it a little but not actually cum. Other times i just go for a pee and it goes.

 

Usually, I have to piss (aka "torque"), then when I realize that I have no girl, depression sets in and I just watch it flop to normal state...

 

I chop it up, throw it in the fireplace, and burn it to keep warm on cool spring mornings.

 

Depends on if I'm in a rush.

 

i dont know if its the lack of sleep or the fact that ive been doing drugs this whole week but i just laughed my ass of at that for like an hour

 

Mine has no natural curve...
It's perfectly straight.

(Better or not, beats me...)

 

Often I take care of my woodie in the morning, so that I don't go around horny all day . . . and later in the day or evening, when I'm with a woman, then I won't ejaculate so early on in our "love making."

 

I wait for it to go down so I don't pee in my eye.