People Who Need to Die: A list of problems, but no serious solution

10. The Patriot Act won't let me say who, but today's episode of "Fun, Damn Mental (Case)" Street is brought to you by the letter....... that looks a lot like the letter "M" if you turned it upside down...
9. The inventors of the most retarded thing ever: The Facebook.
8. Everyone at Fox News, CNN.... oh fuck it.... the media as a whole!
7. Michael Jackson... I don't care if you like his music! His job is to entertain... and he's sucking at it right now... although probably not in the same way that he "enter"tains little boys. Now he's no longer entertaining anyone, rather he's scaring the shit out of small children.
6. Carson Daily.... I don't give a fuck if he has a new show and busts his balls trying to revamp his image! The prick sucked up to the Backsteet Boys and Nsync, and I personally blame him and his assclown robot tool, Kurt Loader, for the death of grunge and the rise of the evil musical empire. I hope he gets castrated with a rusty butterknife with no blade
5. Neal Boortz... You thought Bush was a crazy, immoral, jackass-dingleberry? Hell no!!! Go to Atlanta and tune into WSB 750 AM or or go to www.boortz.com. This guy is such a hardcore fascist that he wouldn't even let Bush give him an hand job if it meant his life. Bush, on the other hand, gets a massive boner when he listens to this guy... Perhaps he feels rejected and takes out his sexual frustration on the rest of us... I'd bet that the two of them jack off to pictures of Hitler and holocaust victims.
4. Condaliza Rice. We might as well call her pinochio because this woman is a fucking puppet for the fucktards in power... What a shithead...
3. Jessica Simpson... it's truly a wonder that she made it this far... oh, and her jealous ugly sister can die too... lip-syncing poser.
2. Tammy Faye Baker... she's not human, and her hair is probably a rug she took out of her living room... I honestly had nightmares about being chased by her when I was a kid... Now she doesn't chase me, but I still crap my pants every time I see her.
1. Flava Flave.... with the wau the government is incorporating celebrities into the legislative process, it's only a matter of time before this dude's a president! President Flava Flave met with Israeli and Palestinian forces to discuss the tensions in that area, but they all agreed that they needed viking helmets and gold teeth.... whatever...

 

Funny...i Needed A Good Laugh...thanx!!

 

Dude.Grunge music sucked ass.I thought Nirvana was one of the crappiest bands ever.
And I hate to break it too all the grungephiles, Nirvana,Pearl Jam,and all those other bands were just as big of sellouts and just as greedy as the the nearest pop-singer.

Just because Kurt Cobain was too much of a drugged-out coward to live life and abandoned his daughter into the sole clutches of her nutcase mom, does NOT make him a hero or on any level as say....John Lennon(a great humanitarian).

And that evil musical empire existed LONG before the "fall" of grunge.

Take a chill pill.

I do agree that Carson Daley should die though.

 

Dude, I like the way you think. But otter is right, grunge wasn't that great, and it self-destructed because of gutless geniuses like Cobain. It was doomed because it was all about angst and that got old fast. Fuck angst, enjoy life.

The rest is funny though.