I'm fucking bored.

First person to cure me of my boredom by any means necessary gets a price.

 

ill give you a pat on the back. would that work?

 

No. You lose.

Who wants to try now?

 

Jack off or something. That'll cure it for a few minutes.

 

I've already done that, like, six times today. My dick is sore.

 

find the nearest fountain and pour dish soap in it. bubbles. thats always fun. or go streaking.

 

http://www.blinkerfluid.com/

That's where I go when I am hopelessly bored

 

hey, cirrhosis, lets go wreak some havoc in my job category!!

finger monkeys kick ass too

 

You people are boring. C'mon, you can do better.

 

what? we aint bored too? thats the whole reason were here. why dont YOU entertain US

 

FINGER MONKEYS!!!!!!!! AHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHH!!!!!!!!! my FUCKING god, i am laughing so hard i cant even type.

 

Damnit! you people and monkeys.

 

Indeed.

 

ok