I Fucking Hate Kyle!

arRRRHGHGHrrrgGGGHHHhhhgh!!!!!!

 

One of my best friend's names is Kyle. I know five Kyles...

 

...but I'm the Kyle she's talking about.


































no. just kidding.

 

Kyle whom?

 

this asshole that's stealing all my friends! he hates me and he doesn't even fucking know me!!! my friend always used to come to MY locker after school and talk to me and now he hangs around fucking kyle after school. kyle is also the reason me and my friend got into a fight last week and things are STILL weird between us. Kyle is ALSO im pretty sure influencing my friends opinions on me and i fucking hate kyle...HATE!!!!!

 

we don't know kyle. klye is bad. kyle is bad. kyle is bad. therefore you should make him feel bad because he is an asshole.

 

i plan on castrating the fucker.
after all, he pops a boner like everyday...its disgusting, i can see everything that i DON'T want to see, which isn't much in the first place.

 

Can I have his testicles after you castrate them?

 

sure thing!

 

dude is that a real book?!?!?

 

no... it's a satire.

 

but I would want to be God's Smuggler... and siglehandedly bring down the forces of communism with some assist from the good Lord.

 

you can destroy his soul instead (or in addition) find out what he does (extra curriculars, elective classes that shit) Make friends in each one, since he obviousluy likes the same sort of people you do get your friends in his classes (some of which may already hate him quietly) to gather information on him, then gather all of this info, look for pics\ info\ stuff like that, it's amazing how much shit is in the public domain, then get a lot of poster board and make collages of his darkest secrets for the whole school to discover while carfully hiding your own information so he cannot respond in a like manner.

 

maybe you should find better friends?

 

I agree hey if they're real friends they will stick by you

 

friends come and go. perhaps kyle is on the coming side right now and youre on the going side. Itll change.

 

that is also true but meanwhile couldn't you use the rats to destroy him?

 

I hope no

 

Oh, how I hate the public school system.

 

yo tambien.