If thou shake it more than 3 times, thou are playing with it!

Just a reminder for these young men out there - you only need to shake it 3 times after urinating. If thou shake more, thy are on the verge of commiting a sin.

 

Dear -God-, does that go for us ladies, too? And if so, why did thou make it so pleasurable?

 

I would appreciate if the ladies kept their hands out of the bedsheets at night.
It pleasurable so you guys can know the pleasure - but only when married. The logic is that if thou wanna have sex, thou will marry. If thou marries, thou will have to give some cash to the priest. Thy priest gives thy Father 15%.

 

What are you saying? Are we ladies involved or not?

 

Thou needs to listen when reading.

 

Well, that seems like a downer to me.
-GOD- is so harsh.

 

I don't shake, God, I squeeze from the base to the head to extract the excess. Is that alright, my holyness?

 

It was YOU, -GOD-, that made such apparatus a little more dribbly as the owner aged, therefore requiring increasingly more shakes.


(edited because the first post was even dumber that this one)

 

Not funny. Infact a little irritating; kinda like a gnat.

 

I agree to the point where you mention 'gnat'.
What exactly is a 'gnat' anyway?

 

God you mean to say that you never hehe created something with your manhood? Or something out of pleasure?