dear lord........

parents are trying to make teachers to not grade with red ink anymore because it is too negative. what the fuck??????????? for goodness sake. god forbid you might hurt a kids feelings for writing bad things in red ink on their papers!! next thing you know, they wont be able to pass any grades because, god forbid, the kid may get hurt by getting a D on his/her paper.

 

maybe they should turn F's into little flowers so the children wont grow up all disturbed liike HAHAHA

that is dumb, my teacher used to draw a big red sad face if i did a bad job and i turned out fine

 

It should also be forbidden to make the letters too bold. This will also fragile a child's delicate ego. Possibly causing trauma which could effect them for the rest of their life.

 

Oh my fucking god won't somebody please think of the children?!?!

 

Fuck that. give em a thump on the back of the head like I used to get. nothin hard, just a "motherfucker you can do better" kinda tap.

 

my mom works at an elementary school, and she said the kids cannot bring in invitations to birthday parties unless they have one for everyone in the class.....

....i don't know.....things sure were a lot different when i was growing up......

 

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very funny

one of my employees had the same thing happen, so because of it, we are letting him use one of the banquet rooms at the hotel for his daughter's party as her whole class is coming.

 

that is funny.....

 

It's those damn treehugging hippies

 

Why would you make it so everything is equal? Why should he have to invite the whole class? Kinda defeats the purpose of invitations if nobody is excluded. ITs a part of life that kids need to learn and shielding them from it will hinder the development of a child. I dont claim to know much about kids, but that sounds pretty logical, right?

 

oh well the more kids they have to invite the better they will make out in the present department, thats the only reason i used to invite the whole class and it was sooooooo worth it when i ended up getting like 12 new barbies HAHAHA

 

History text for The year 2450:

anthropologists agree that the downfall of the previous civilzation was due in large part to the fact that while their world was disolving into a vast pool of fetid mush the inhabitants therof were buzying themselves with inane trivialitys such as ways of keeping their uneducated offspring from realising they were being un-educated.

 

That is so silly. How is a child supposed to learn if their teachers pretend that everything they do is the shit?

 

Aren't 100% A papers graded in red ink as well?

 

I always thought the purpose of red ink was to differentiate from the student's writing and the teacher's.

 

no, its to degrade the child.