The sketchiest shitI've ever been involved with

I've been trying to get rolls for about a month and I finally found some. To get them was sketchy. I've been grounded since February. It hasn't been straight groundation tho its been like I'd just be getting off punishment and then I go out and do soemthing stupid and get grounded again. I am just getting over being grounded for 1.5 weeks for getting drunk and have my pipe found by my friends mom.

I called this kid for rolls and a bag of pot and he was going to deliver them to me. I told my mom he was comming over b/c he was going to Florida and I wanted to say bye. My mom has never met this kid in her life! A half an hour after I asked if he could come over my mom said you better not be getting any pot and I was like are you kidding me i would never bring it into this house. She then said she was going to watch our every move. I tried to call him back but he wasnt home. He finally called an hour and a half later. I gave him directions and then told him to put the 2 rolls, half eigth and pack of ciggaretts in hte mail box. He pulled up my driveway and I agve hime the money. Mission accomplished. I just have 2 more things to do.

1. get shit form mail box
2. get a ride to friends house

Luckaly my mom was in hte shower when he came. I told her that I told him it was too late nad wished him luck in Florida. She was like oh at leats u got u pot (in a mean sarcastic kind of way). I told he she could search me and the house and look in my ass hole.


Did I mention I crashed her car today? but thats a whole different story. So, I will tell you. My mom let me drive her car for the first time while my little bro was at fleight lessons. I drove around a neoghborhood and did great. Later on she let me drive down hte beach. I was doing good until I went to park . She told me to hit the break and I was already on hte break and I went to slam it and I hit the gas. We hit the sea wall and the airbags came out and the windshield cracked. I can ....

 

goddamn, sounds like me when i was learning to drive, and weve all done some sketchy shit to get a hook, i like bills story about gettin that ounce the best tho

 

Haha, the good old days of hiding pot from your parents .

 

LOL damn..what if your mom goes to check the mail? =P. My mom smokes so i use her smoking against my pot smoking..about how she smokes for no reason but yet im getting something from smoking pot.

One time i jumped out of my window and ran 1/2 mile to meet a dealer...then i had to run as fast a possible back..when i came home and got threw my window my mom didnt even notice i was gone hehe. goodl luck.

 

lol one time my dealer came to my house like RIGHT when my grandma was coming over so my mom was waiting by the window. And he put it in the mailbox and shit and she saw everything, I then went out there and came back and told her he was having car trouble. haha good times