Your Holy Father in Heaven is a little pissed at you, my children -

Yes, you, you and you too.

Thy Holy Father likes to click open and read posts.

BUT...

You sweet loveable little children of mine, you keep putting links in your posts instead of saying your bit. Now, if God wanted links he'd go on Google, right or right? So, if thy does not want to have thy ass kicked when thy croaks, thy should stop making me rage.

Love,

Your Celestial Father.

 

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned! Oh great one show me the meaning of my posting and reassure me it serves a purpose in this great realm of life!

 

Bro -

That's the attitude. Free masturbation for you tonight - go ahead, it's on me - thou won't have it inscribed in your file.

Daddy.

 

Dear Father,
My house has lead walls anyway so even if you try to see if I'm sprinkling the living room, your x-ray vision can't. Thanks for the OK for tonite's session though! Amen

 

Dear God... I herby give my 666th post to you... Enjoy it.

 

You have waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on yer hands! Lazy @&%@#(*&^&%%%^&^$@!!@#$% !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

27 posts per day, Bro?

Who's got too much time, my brutha?


(well, apparently, me, haha)

 

My posts are short, meaningless and to the point. I can kick these out like hos in a crack house during a raid!

 

HAHAhahahahaaaaaaaaa! you're funny!