Drug Tests and Marijuana

Does marijuana show up when you take like urine tests? How long does it stay in your system?

 

Yes; it depends on the amount of fat cells you have, blah, blah, blah...do a google search.

 

oh yeah it definitely does

 

up to a month in urine maybe long im not 100%

 

it depends on how much you smoke too...drink a lot of water, and vinegar...and cranberry juice.

 

The only thing that will help is drinking a ton of water. Vinegar and cranberry juices are myths.

 

Theres some shit at GNC you can get that does work. I cant remember the name of it, but its like 3 letters. They would know what its called, its for cleaning your system out. And yes it does work. I've witnessed first hand people smoking a bowl the day before, using this shit, and passing the piss test the next day with flying colors.

Personally, I would just avoid the piss test at all costs. They are bullshit and there is no reason to ever need one, for anything. And now, piss tests are becoming obsolete because of hair and blood tests, which are more accurate, virtually impossible to cheat on, and there is no way to rid your blood or hair of THC. I've heard it stays in hair for years, and blood for quite awhile.

All in all, yeah, that covers it.

 

does it just clean it up temporarily? how much does it cost?

 

No, it cleans it out for good, or at least until you smoke again. Not sure on the cost. You would have to call GNC, or even just get on thier website. Its legal, so you don't have to worry about that. People use it to clean out thier systems I guess, for whatever reasons. (steroids, pot, cleaning your system out for the fuck of it, who knows why ppl use it, but I know its there.) I'm gonna try to find the name of it. I'll know it when I see it.

 

dammit all to hell. I can't find it tonight (too stoned) When I talk to my friend tomorrow, I'll ask him, because he was just talking about it the other day.

 

sounds eerily like a laxative to me. "healthly cleaning" and all.

 

I could be wrong, but I don't think any of the formulas to pass the test remove all of the toxins. I think you can mask the situation, but you cannot hide it.

 

they (labs) also have tests that can detect anything that you take to "mask" the test results if whoever is ordering or wanting the drug test requests the screening for it. Hair folicle tests can go all the way back to 12 months. at least thats as far back as our lab tests are clients. it also depends on how long your hair is, if its rather short its probable that there is maybe 1 to 1/2 months growth, they get two months worth of whatever is in your hair, etc..

 

haha i love the irony.

 

Drug tests are mostly used to see if you're smoking pot.

There are 5 drugs that are tested for in every drug test, pot, coke, amphetemines, PCP, and opiates.

Coke, meth and opiates only stay in your system for a day or maybe a few days.

pot binds to fat cells and will stay in your body for up to two weeks.

PCP also stays in your body for a long time, but I dunno anyone whos ever done PCP.

 

For the heavy smokers it can stay in the system up to a month...

And hair tests are too expensive so most companies don't bother with them.

LOTS of water, a multivitamin the morning of your test, don't pee in the cup for the first time of the day, and take from the middle of the stream.

 

Vinegar is a myth, cranberry juice is not, cranberry juice is a diuretic and will help dilute uren,

An even better diuretic is alcohol... especially beer...

If you wanna pass a drug test drink lots of beer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diuretic

 

haha thank you all for your replies....

im not taking a urine test but i was just wondering for future knowledge...

i'm allergic to cranberries/cranberry juice and get severe migraines..and there is no way i'm going near vinegar :O but if the time comes i shall think of some alternative i suppose.

 

Cranberry is a diuretic but it helps to dilute urea not uren.

 

Look we can talk semantics all day, but the fact is, smoking pot will make the other kids think you're kewl.