Making smoking utensils out of house appliances?

Bring them on! And dont limit us to duct tape. I mean, of course duct tape is the glue of the world (to quote empire records), but lets be creative! Any thoughts? I personally am stumped, so how about all of you thrifty mcguyver smokers out there?

 

Well, there's always the steamroller:

Required materials:

Toilet paper roll tube (empty)
Needle
Scissors
Aluminum foil
Tape

Poke a hole in one of the sides with the needle and make a crosshair cut (verticle and horizontal). Push in the flaps where you cut and get a cut a square out of the aluminum. Place it over the hole and form the bowl (shallow or deep) and tape it on. Now just poke some holes in it with the needle and you got yourself a pipe.

Or you can always make a pipe out of aluminum foil; just crush it and toss it if you ever get in a tight spot with athority.

 

any fruit or vegetabler that looks smokable out of

now im going to give you an example
a cucumuber now it looks odd if your smoking out of one but hey.

take a cucumber cut a hole in the middlke top then on the front side where youre goign to put your lips. connect the two holes. pout alumunim foil on the top hole poke holes and there you go.

or i think theres on with an apple , do the hole think on top put the screen over it take a straw poke it in the air tunnel. then start blazing.

soda bottle bong.
take a funnel cut it so theres just enough to hold a top of a salt and peper shaker ( metal screw on top with holes) or you can sue alumunium foil .
then burn a hole in the plastic bottle just enough for it to be air tight when you push in the funnel , kind of push the melted part and the funnel together to make it air tight. thats all you need to do and youre set to go. i may have left something out. but anything i leave out you can figure out right!

 

Ive made honey bear bongs with tin foil stems before, they work good if you make the stem thick enough.

or a tin soda can- break the pull tab in half to poke the holes, when out in the boonies with no tool or poker.. just form a depression from bending the bottom into a bowl shape- then poke some holes- add a carb on the side if you like.
they always work good in a pinch

bucket bongs work good too, but i never made one so forget how.

i also got a manzanita pipe- cut with a skillsaw, and drilled it out with my cordless- took about five minutes- i have had it 3 or 4 years at least.

 

Hey ocean byrd that's my idea! Except what I do instead of using a tin foil bowl (yuck!) I make a tiney slit towards the end of the tube, then I take one of the little metal things on pencils that hold on the eraser and crimp one side shut, and stick it in the slit. It works quite well, and is very easy to make.

 

The Waterfall

Requires:
1 Bottle any size ive currently got a 3 litre Virgin Cola bottle
The lid from the bottle or one that will fit the top of the bottle
Something metal to use as the bowl my way uses a bowl from a pipe
star/cross headed screwdriver
pin
pair of scissors

To make it:
1.Poke a hole in the side of the bottle with the pin very close to the bottom but not too close as this hole will be made bigger plus you need to be able to cover the hole with your finger or thumb.

2.Push the screwdriver through the hole maybe twisting it as you do it so that the plastic doesnt get squashed and so that the hole is perfectly round.

3.Push one of the blades of the scissors into the hole untill it cant be pushed anymore without damaging the bottle. Now twist the scissors so that the blade begins making the hole bigger but whilst keeping the hole round (its alot better if you can keep the hole as circular as possible, also dont remove any spare plastic sticking out from the hole as it can make it easier to cover the hole with your finger). Keep doing this untill youv got a hole big enough to let water drain away quite quickly but not too big as you need to cover the hole with your finger to stop the water running out.

4.Take the bottle lid and push the screwdriver through the top of the lid to make a small circle hole. Try to get it as close to the middle as you can. Do the same with the scissors as you did with the bottle, push one blade through, twist and push in to make a round hole. This one you have to make just big enough to screw your pipe head onto or just big enough so that your metal bowl can be screwed on or otherwise attached.

Using it:
Simply pack your bowl. Cover the hole on your bottle and then fill the bottle with water. Screw the bottle lid with your packed bowl attached onto the top of the now full bottle. Light the bowl while letting the water flow out the bottom of the bottle and as the water drains it should draw the smoke inside the bottle. Once the bottle has as much smoke into as you would like simply unscrew the lid put your mouth to the top of the bottle and suck as hard as you can (its a good idea to empty your lungs of all air as you need to suck in a lot of smoke to empty the bottle but dont take more than you can handle).
A good idea is to squeeze the bottle as you suck as you can get all of the smoke into your lungs although doing this will result in getting resin in your mouth and on your lips so have some water ready to clean your mouth out.

Enjoy!

 

Aluminum Foil is dangerous to use, when u burn it, it gets tiny pieces of it in ur lungs when u inhale or something.

 

i've used the steam roller, the pop can (i used to use this one a lot, very effective), an apple, bottle bong, all sorts of different things before i got my piece...but no one mentioned knife hits (works best with hash) or just putting your bud on a non-flamable surface cutting a pop bottle in half saving the side with the mouth hole, hold the half a bottle up to your lips, hover over the pile of weed and light the weed, breathe in the smoke.

 

awesomeness! Thanks you guys.

Hey, I'm working on turnin my little leaguer into a pipe, I'm trying to make it to the bottom screws off, then drill through the middle. I'll still be able to play baseball with it!

 

If you manage to do it get some pics posted of it.

 

Aluminum foil fumes aren't very healthy either.

I'm trying to get a hold of another spoon; my parents broke my other one (communist bastards). It was pretty funny after I got ticketed when I told my mom what I was using (a steamroller pipe) and she acted like it was a last resort because I have some chemical dependancy problem; until I pointed out that my dad had smashed my pipe before then.